I'm copying my own post from a different thread. Wasted quite a lot of time writing it and LOVED it.
Donald 'It's That Boi' Hoskins. 1-1 (1KO)
A legend in his own lunchtime, Hoskins started boxing at the tender age of 23. Originally calling himself Donald 'Ladybird' Hoskins he started training under the legendary eye of his dog 'Bowser'.
His skills advanced rapidly but it quickly became apparent that he was destined for bigger things. The 'ladybird' moniker got dropped as his rapidly growing contingent of fans coined the nickname that would follow him for quite some time after.
Donald 'Shinbone' Hoskins soon got his first shot. For Hepetitus C.
He was rapidly outgrowing 'Bowser's influence and was starting to adopt his legendary style with his now famous 'Waving his hands around like a tit in front of a cheap camera' training technique.
His first major fight was with a member of the ape family since no human would fight him. We have all heard how he softened up a fully grown male silverback gorilla with bodyshots then sat on it's head and made it smell his farts. We don't hear so much about the soft side of Donald 'Mustard With That?' Hoskins, but his consolation hugs with his humiliated opponent were heart warming to see.
Donald 'Only You' Hoskins then took a well earned 2 year break from the squared zoo cage.
Now fighting only on grass, referred to only as 'It's that Boi', Donald Hoskins is back in action this september fighting the only foe threatening enough to warrant a come-back for this man-mountain, this king among men, this leviathon.
September 9th, only in his backyard, Donald 'It's that Boi' Hoskins fights cancer.
That's right, local 5 year old Susie Malowitz has cancer and only Donald 'It's That Boi' Hoskins has the guts to take her on. Mano a girl-o. Head to chemo-bald head.
This fight will be broadcast on both HBO and Showtime as long as his Mom is available to film it.
Clowin man i dotn get clowned i get props, see the way i see it every mothafucka on here can come out der mouth wit some bad shit, but as long as i got that buzz and motahfuckas keep comin up wit post ABOUT ME im honored, becuz down the road ill look back on this shit like ya i was dat dude, dem niggaz didnt know but i told them and know they do know that dat boi Donald Hoskins was the real deal! :D
fa shizzle!!! :D
Clowin man i dotn get clowned i get props, see the way i see it every mothafucka on here can come out der mouth wit some bad shit, but as long as i got that buzz and motahfuckas keep comin up wit post ABOUT ME im honored, becuz down the road ill look back on this shit like ya i was dat dude, dem niggaz didnt know but i told them and know they do know that dat boi Donald Hoskins was the real deal! :D
hold up playa....im not bashing you here..I was just telling the dude who didnt know donald hoskins...hell, I too wanted to know who the hell donald hoskins was...I wish you the best of luck in whatever you do....so chill playa, everything cool....lol....you letting these dudes on this site fuck with your head...shake that crap off....
ok i found out playa....GREATIAM is his username...everyone has a clip of his sparring in his backyard or something...They say the dude talks alot of shit so everyone clown the hell out of him...
Clowin man i dotn get clowned i get props, see the way i see it every mothafucka on here can come out der mouth wit some bad shit, but as long as i got that buzz and motahfuckas keep comin up wit post ABOUT ME im honored, becuz down the road ill look back on this shit like ya i was dat dude, dem niggaz didnt know but i told them and know they do know that dat boi Donald Hoskins was the real deal! :D
we stil dont know who he is, but from al these replies he is definately not a myth!!!!
i know im scared da day he confronts me!
ok i found out playa....GREATIAM is his username...everyone has a clip of his sparring in his backyard or something...They say the dude talks alot of shit so everyone clown the hell out of him...
donald hoskins has a nightlight because the dark is afraid of him
this post is fucking hilarious......had me rolling good k coming your way bro..thanks for the laugh
You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy jumping around throwing his arms about. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Don Hoskins."
Yay..I've been in the ring before, but I don't have any videos. I'm probably with the greatest trainer there is and i'm not just bragging about him..literally the greatest..
Man i dont even talk that much shit, okay when 1st came onto the board i made a thread about whoopin everybodies ass, but shit i also made a thread retracting that statment and havent said anything alongthose lines since but to certain individuals, man i am cocky and i am confident but i dont have to prove a damn thing to the bastards that post on this site who run there fuckinmouths, ill let time speak for itsself, and ya my keyboard ebonics is kinda garbage shit i try and type and not look so i fuck up sometimes... But ya the boy is the truth!
Well so far you are ok in my book. I too have started my amatuer boxing career. I am more focused on MMA though and plan to turn pro this coming year. I plan on pursuing both sports as of right now.
With all the shit you have gotten, its all pretty funny and you might or might not be a joke, but you got more balls than most of the other posters first by stepping into the ring and then by posting your vids.
Good luck.
D-Hos I give you props for giving your real name and sharing your vids. And you box. You stepping in the ring and giving your info warrants at least some respect. You hyping your self up and your atrocious keyboard ebonics don't help your cause though.
Not a lot of guys will give their real name or post vids of themselves. To that I give you respect. As for your "I'm the Greatest" deal, I don't know if it is hype or what. It is good to have confidence and to even be cocky, but realize with boasting comes criticism from the critics.
Regardless its all very entertaining.
P.S.- For as much shit as you talk I hope you are training your ass off. Anything less won't suffice.
CHRISTOPER PAUL THE FUCK CONEY TO THE 3RD.
Man i dont even talk that much shit, okay when 1st came onto the board i made a thread about whoopin everybodies ass, but shit i also made a thread retracting that statment and havent said anything alongthose lines since but to certain individuals, man i am cocky and i am confident but i dont have to prove a damn thing to the bastards that post on this site who run there fuckinmouths, ill let time speak for itsself, and ya my keyboard ebonics is kinda garbage shit i try and type and not look so i fuck up sometimes... But ya the boy is the truth!
It doesn't matter how much shit you talk..it's what shit you talk, and whats up with your last word endings...YA THE BOY'S THE TRUTH! DONALD IT'S THAT BOI HOSKINS! WHO THE FUCK GIVES A FUCK ANYMORE?
Man i dont even talk that much shit, okay when 1st came onto the board i made a thread about whoopin everybodies ass, but shit i also made a thread retracting that statment and havent said anything alongthose lines since but to certain individuals, man i am cocky and i am confident but i dont have to prove a damn thing to the bastards that post on this site who run there fuckinmouths, ill let time speak for itsself, and ya my keyboard ebonics is kinda garbage shit i try and type and not look so i fuck up sometimes... But ya the boy is the truth!