Why James Toney beats The Rock

In what will probably be considered the most anticipated heavyweight match since Vitali vs. Lewis, the fans are debating an outcome. James Toney, who has been considered an underdog without any chance of becoming heavyweight champion during the last few years, is oddly being called the favorite for this fight even though he is up against someone who has allready held the crown and is younger than Toney by six years. Going into this fight Toney has, the speed, the skillz, and the experience advantage over the Rock. Toney has also beaten Evander Holyfield and John Ruiz two men who have victories over the Rock. Hassim has size, power, reach, and a tremendous jab - the one punch that seems to take Toney out of his game plan. According to his camp he also is in the best shape of his life. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Many people have come to the conclusion that the winner of this fight will come down whoever is better conditioned to go the full 12. That brings up the question of Toney's weight. Will Toney fight hard for 12 rounds if he weighs 245 pounds? I have the suprising answer and it is YES! When watching Toney fight it seems he often is tired at the end of the first round, but at the end of 12 he is breathing easily. How is this possible? ....... James Toney eats the souls of children. That is the secret. Children soul power is what he runs on, and trust me, it is better than Gatorade. The fatter James is the better, that only means that he has eaten more souls. I hope he comes in at 300 pounds for this fight, although that would mean one less orphanage in Detroit. Eating souls is something that James learned in highschool from a voodo type dude that used to hang out in there highschool's parking lot. But how he learned is not really important, just that he learned. Now, James Toney can eat the sould of anyone. He can actually take a bite out of your soul just from shaking your hand. He takes the souls of sparring partners, and celebrities like Will Smith and 50 cent too. It is just that James Toney prefers the souls of children. Next time you watch a Toney fight, see how quickly his opponents tire. This is because James Toney is taking their souls and leaving them without a desire to fight. This is also why so many fighters quit against Toney before they are actually knocked out, it is hard to fight without a soul. Special note to John Scully* I know that you sparred with James, and it must hurt a little knowing that now he has your soul, I am sorry I had to expose this fact to you, but at least now you know why your posts are so boring.