Describe Nicolay Valuev

Valuev is a 7' monster who strikes fear in opponents and boxing fans alike. At a solid 325 lbs and with features only Godzilla could love, he muscles around and whacks out fighters like match sticks. Not only, but when he leaves the arena and rounds the corners of the city, he leaves a large succession of men and women startled into spontaneous bowel evacuations behind him.

caveman thalled out and tought to box and assult old security guards

he is heroically ugly 7' freak who can box a little, and everytime I see him a little bit of sick comes into my mouth and I have to swallow it.

Valuev? He will revive the heavyweight division and get it back to its former most glory... :D His chest hair helps absorb pucnhes, did you know?

Prehistoric! When they were giving out evolution Valuev thought they said revolution and jumped out of line.

Heres what larry donald says about valuev “I never faced a man like him and I never seen a man like him either. He’s like Neanderthal man, something from the Dark Ages.” http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2094-1985958,00.html (valuev's full interview).

3 words: The Missing Link

great big ugly muthafucka who can box a bit and has a title, hel be gone soon enough tho

u put zinedie zidane s face ( the french soccer player ) then you put a big foot s body and u got valuev

Hairy as fuck 7 ft tall 320 pounds and Fugly as hell. :D

Imagine a 9ft tall Chris Byrd with a lighter punch and slower movement. That's Valuev. And, yes, his hairstyle is different too.