funny boxing names

How about: "The Haitian Bum Obliterator"? Andy better get his fight on or HBO's givin' him the boot.

Nah, no need. He's getting paid millions just to be plain old bum crushin' Berto. How about: "The Haitian Bum Obliterator"?

Paulie "The Situation" Malignaggi Paulie "Tragic Man" Malignaggi

Nah, no need. He's getting paid millions just to be plain old bum crushin' Berto. Charlie "Fishes" Zelenoff

Paulie "The Situation" Malignaggi

Could've called himself "The Haitian Sensation" and been more popular. Nah, no need. He's getting paid millions just to be plain old bum crushin' Berto.

the dancing destroyer

Willie "Will-O-The Wisp" Pep

"Slapsie" Maxie Rosenbloom appropiote but funny. 19kos in 207 WINS. I would have hated to have been one of those nineteen guys.... ...oh, and I bet one of them was Eric Crumble.

Two Ton Tony Galento

Andre Berto.. Wait possibly the only top flight fighter without an alias. He really won't give us anything for our money. God Damnit Berto. Could've called himself "The Haitian Sensation" and been more popular.

"Slapsie" Maxie Rosenbloom appropiote but funny. 19kos in 207 WINS.

Bruce "The Derailed Boxcar Express" Seldon Andre Berto.. Wait possibly the only top flight fighter without an alias. He really won't give us anything for our money. God Damnit Berto.

Bruce "The Derailed Boxcar Express" Seldon

Eric Crumble. Record: 0 - 31 - 0 KO% 0 Most. Apt. Name. Ever.

Juan "the Hispanic Causing Panic" Lazcano

Jerry "Wimpy" Halstead.

1) "Marvelous" Marvin Hagler 2) Darnell "Ding-a-Ling-Man" Wilson 3) Ray "Boom Boom" Mancini 4) Billy "Dynamite" Douglas 5) "Smokin'" Joe Frazier 6) Roger "The Black Mamba" Mayweather 7) Willie "The Worm" Monroe 8) James "Lights Out" Toney 9) Glenwood "The Real Beast" Brown 10) Iran "The Blade" Barkley 11) Donald "The Cobra" Curry 12) Alfred "Ice" Cole 13) Clifford "The Black Rhino" Etienne 14) Peter "Kid Chocolate" Quillin 15) Calvin "Silky Smooth" Grove 16) Hector "Macho" Camacho 17) Arturo "Thunder" Gatti 18) Luis Ramon "Yory Boy" Campas 19) Cliff "Twin Tyson" Couser 20) "Mercury" Mike Williams 22) Aaron "Superman" Davis 23) James "Buddy" McGirt 24) Aaron "The Hawk" Pryor 25) Jeff "Left Hook" Lacy 26) Chris "The Shamrock Express" Reid 27) Bobby "The Matinee Idol" Czyz 28) Michael "The Silk" Olajide 29) Ronald "Winky" Wright 30) Charles "The Natural" Murray 31) Chuck “The Bayonne Bleeder” Wepner 32) Thomas “The Motor City Cobra” Hearns 33) Larry “The Easton Assassin” Holmes 34) Kevin “Flushing Flash” Kelly 35) Carlos "The Shock Absorber" Monroe 36) Nick "The Fighting Bartender" DeLong 37) Bobby "Boogaloo" Watts 38) Jason "The American Boy" Litzau 39) Mitch “Blood” Green 40) Oscar “The Golden Boy” De La Hoya 41) Donny “Golden Boy” Lalonde 42) “Irish” Micky Ward 43) “Irish” Andy Lee 44) “Ireland’s” John Duddy 45) Steve “The Celtic Warrior” Collins 46) Wayne “Pocket Rocket” McCullough 47) Gary “Kid” Stark 48) “Sugar” Ray Leonard 49) “Sugar” Shane Mosley 50) Allen “The American Boy” Litzau 51) Andrew “Six Heads” Lewis 52) Ricky “The Hitman” Hatton 53) “Smokin” Bert Cooper 54) James “Buster” Douglas 55) Emmanuel “Chukwu” Nwodo 56) Vito “The Mosquito” Antuofermo 57) Michael “Second to” Nunn 58) “Iron” Mike Tyson 59) Muhammad Ali “The Greatest” 60) Tony “The Punching Postman” Thornton 61) Bernard “The Executioner” Hopkins 62) Zab “Super” Judah :hijacked:

Dave "Diaper Rash" Miller

I call myself the forklift lol