Real Fighting

last Halloween I was coming home from a party on foot cuz I was so wasted, and I'm with some friends who are dressed up like the Ghostbusters. I'm dressed up like a surgeon cuz I had some scrubs and I was like whatever, costumes are gay, I'll wear this. so me and my friends walk down this street, and these two girls are there and start talking to us. i have no idea what i said to em or anything, but suddenly this dude comes running out from this porch, screaming how he's gonna kick our asses for trying to steal his chick or whatever. he runs around back and punches one of my ghostbuster friends in the back of the head, and i make a move to grab my friend, who's stumbling around cuz he's so wasted. then the dude is all in my face, asking me if i wanna throw down. I'm like no and back up, saying it's cool, but he rushes me and punches me in the side of the head. i never saw the punch or anything. anyway, he must have had a ring on or something because I get a nasty cut over my eye. blood is pouring all in my eye within minutes, but I chase the guy down. i guess acting out of instinct, I just tackled him and started punching him in the face with my right hand. I probably hit the ground more than his face, but I did my damage. my friends pull me off him and he scrambles up and goes running off into the street, ALMOST getting hit by a car, which is crazy. so anyway, my friends suddenly drop me and go after him, and I stagger back the rest of the way, holding my eye, and I'm just wasted so the blood is POURING out like crazy. funniest part was I was wearing my surgeon outfit and everybody figured it was fake blood and part of the costume. the next group of kids I knew that i ran into took me to the hospital and I got a few stitches. I would rather have fought, but I was drunk and the ring doctor would have stopped me if it had been legit anyway :D thats pretty good

last Halloween I was coming home from a party on foot cuz I was so wasted, and I'm with some friends who are dressed up like the Ghostbusters. I'm dressed up like a surgeon cuz I had some scrubs and I was like whatever, costumes are gay, I'll wear this. so me and my friends walk down this street, and these two girls are there and start talking to us. i have no idea what i said to em or anything, but suddenly this dude comes running out from this porch, screaming how he's gonna kick our asses for trying to steal his chick or whatever. he runs around back and punches one of my ghostbuster friends in the back of the head, and i make a move to grab my friend, who's stumbling around cuz he's so wasted. then the dude is all in my face, asking me if i wanna throw down. I'm like no and back up, saying it's cool, but he rushes me and punches me in the side of the head. i never saw the punch or anything. anyway, he must have had a ring on or something because I get a nasty cut over my eye. blood is pouring all in my eye within minutes, but I chase the guy down. i guess acting out of instinct, I just tackled him and started punching him in the face with my right hand. I probably hit the ground more than his face, but I did my damage. my friends pull me off him and he scrambles up and goes running off into the street, ALMOST getting hit by a car, which is crazy. so anyway, my friends suddenly drop me and go after him, and I stagger back the rest of the way, holding my eye, and I'm just wasted so the blood is POURING out like crazy. funniest part was I was wearing my surgeon outfit and everybody figured it was fake blood and part of the costume. the next group of kids I knew that i ran into took me to the hospital and I got a few stitches. I would rather have fought, but I was drunk and the ring doctor would have stopped me if it had been legit anyway :D

yea me 2 im 5'6 and i only weight 140...i dont like to fight tho cause last time i hurt someone bad i jus try to avoid fights as possible im all about peace lol but if someone fucks with me it aint gon be good :boxing: i feel ya I'm the same way

truth is I was a small guy with a big mouth, funny thing is I never got any taller just thicker, round the middle :o yea me 2 im 5'6 and i only weight 140...i dont like to fight tho cause last time i hurt someone bad i jus try to avoid fights as possible im all about peace lol but if someone fucks with me it aint gon be good :boxing:

i believe you... thats the shit martial arts.. i like both and boxing that good tho fuk them peps up thats what they get :boxing: :boxing:truth is I was a small guy with a big mouth, funny thing is I never got any taller just thicker, round the middle :o

thats no bulLshit either. I had been in martal arts for few years by then, I used to get picked on a lot in that cardshop that place made me tough. A lot of highschool guys would hang out there. Some of them thought it would be fun to try to throw me into the garbage can out side, they found out the hard way that it was not a good idea. i believe you... thats the shit martial arts.. i like both and boxing that good tho fuk them peps up thats what they get :boxing: :boxing:

damn thats some ufc shit there (AREALFIGHTER) lol rear naked choke THATS WHATS UP!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^ to lazy to press quote damn loading lol thats no bulLshit either. I had been in martal arts for few years by then, I used to get picked on a lot in that cardshop that place made me tough. A lot of highschool guys would hang out there. Some of them thought it would be fun to try to throw me into the garbage can out side, they found out the hard way that it was not a good idea.

damn thats some ufc shit there (AREALFIGHTER) lol rear naked choke THATS WHATS UP!!!!!!^^^^^^^^^^^ to lazy to press quote damn loading lol

ok I have this story about a fight that I got into when I was a little kid. I was like in 7th grade and I used to hang out at this card shop called cardstruck. The shop had some video game machines. So here I was playing street fighter 2. This highschool kid, more like grown man with a kids brain starts playing me. Dominick Deluchi I'll never forget the guy. He was a tackle on the terra nova foot ball team that was my HS. The guy was like 5'10 to 6 foot and about 215 pounds or so big guy. I'm like 5'6 maybe 125 or so. Well any way we start playing heads up in street fighter. I always played blanka. Well I was wopping him in the first two games and he started to get pissed. I beat him agian and he pushes me into the wall next to the machine. I'm like what ever bro lets play agian. I woop his ass again and he gets real pissed. he pushes me into the wall again and this time I open my mouth and let him have it. So he loads up and takes a swing at my head. I promply duck, pivot push the shoulder that he punched with to spin him around jump and knee him in the lower back and in the same motion get him in a choke hold, pull him on top of me throw my legs over his so he can't break away and chocked him into uncosciouness. True story.

i remember i got into a fist fight it was after school some kid talkin shyt and all i ignored him and all cause i didnt want to fight so then he did the most stupid thing anyone could do... he got in my face saying why you walkin away... as soon as he said that i closed ma fist ma quick and gave him the cleanest uppercut i ever gave someone with my barefists.. and then he fell then ma boys was holding me back laughin they like chill chill son... and everyone was like ohhhhh... then the security came and shit and then ma boys told me to leave so i left but security from ma school got me and shit and i told them what happend i also street box alot i was boxing this dude he like 24 he was a lil taller than me we was going at it he was fightin crazy trying to catch me with haymakers caught me with one cause i was acting cocky cause i was dodging most of them then i moved back threw ma jab and cocked my left (south paw stance) and boom he fell to the floor flying back..... i had four 2 round fights that day and won 3 and the other 1 was like a draw lol its was a luis castillo vs diego corrales lol...so the record was 3-0-1 (2 KOs) lol i plan on boxing soon i just need money so i could go to gleasons gym in BK!! the other KO was from another dude i kno he like to throw crazy punches i caught him with a nice right hook (Orthordox stance) then he just took a knee then quit TKO...

do you bite people's ankles and tear at their sleeves? that was snappy though, good shit

do you bite people's ankles and tear at their sleeves?more like grab bulls by their throats till they stop breathing ;)

A buddy of mine got real drunk a couple weeks ago and started talking shit to a bouncer at the bar. the bouncer talked shit back and my friend told him to shut up and do his job cause he couldnt do shit about it.............. well a guy the bouncer knew happened to be standing nearby was like "yeah well i can" and this dude was no hard ass or anything but my friend was like "well step outside" it was weird cause they werent mad at each other my friend was just drunk and this dude put his foot in his mouth. well anyhow they go outside and my friend just squares up like a boxer on the guy (and he doesent nor has he ever boxed) and hes like "lets go" or whatever well my friend tore his rotatot cuff in his right shoulder and had to quit baseball cause he couldnt swing a bat so im thinking what the fuck is he gonna do he cant even throw a hard punch. well this guy moves in on my friend and swings, my friend steps back and then forward and jabs the dude straight in the fuckin nose. the dude swings again, same thing, move back, bam popped him with a left jab. this happened 5 times, the last time my friend hit him twice in the face with a jab and then a right hand in the body, the dude fell down and then got back up. he had blood coming out of his nose, lip, and one of his eyes was cut. he acted like he wanted more and my friend just started walking off and the dude just gave up. so i was like "dude what the fuck, where did you learn to fuckin fight like that" and he was like "Fight Night dude, i play it all the time" so i guess the moral of the story is, at least learn to throw the jab, whether you need it or not.

people in the army used to call me bulldog because I'm built like one and fight like one. do you bite people's ankles and tear at their sleeves?

people in the army used to call me bulldog because I'm built like one and fight like one.

people dont like getting in fights with me. theyre always too busy being unconscious to fight me.

And pain nonetheless, kicking the wrong way hurts like a bitch.yes yes it does, but they are oh so devistating

i hope your just messing diego, look how much bigger a leg is than a bat. also a really hard kick will generate more force than swinging a bat. In a real fight kicking is harder than punching cause it takes very accurate timming and correct distance not to mention flexibility

Kicking is for bitches. I use baseball bats when I get down to it.

Also realize the situation around you if there are people around you, say at a bar or somthing, the other people around an't going to let you get to hurt. If your walking alone on the street at night and some one tries to rob you or somthing like that don't hesitate protect yourself. Most importantly learn how to fight and learn well its somthing everyone should know how to do. Cause if you really know how to fight and your oppent doesn't and he attacks you, you can end it easily with one crisp puch kick or best of all some sort of submisson hold. Believe me you will feel very bad if you hurt someone. The better fighter you are the easer you can control the fight and calm it down ya get me.