how to know if you are speaking to a true boxing fan

i found this in the net i thinks its pretty interesting; "You know you are talking to a fraudulent boxing fan when... 1. They ask who you think would've won a fight between Sugar Ray Leonard and Bruce Lee. - Real boxing fans don't give a rat's rectum about a match between Sugar Ray Leonard and Bruce Lee. - And win what? A boxing match? A Winner-Take-All Death Match? 2. They tell you they would hate to meet Muhammad Ali in a dark alley. -True boxing fans don't think of Ali this way at all. He was the ultimate free-style artist in the ring. His mystique wasn't about intimidation. 3. They are always telling you about awesome right hooks thrown by right-handed fighters. - Just nod and smile. Don't bother correcting them. I've done it before and it just serves to crush the male spirit. I have seen the reddened facial expression of silent and mutual acknowledgment of exposure and it is not pretty. It is as if they are exposed as a sissy... off in the distance, a dog always barks. 4. They describe how they just love boxing because they enjoy seeing two men get in the ring and "beat the hell out of each other." - Again, nod and smile. Resist the urge to explain the artistry and high-level strategy required of all world-class boxers. We enjoy a good brawl, but it goes far beyond the sentiments expressed. 5. They say that they would "get in the ring with Tyson (or insert alternate bad man) for $10 million." - These pizza eating sports lovers would, in all reality, wet their trunks, run from the ring before pre-fight instructions, be suspended by the state boxing commission and have their purse withheld for cowardice and breech of contract. "