The Louieville Lip

"I'm so quick, just last night I turned off the lights and was under the covers before it got dark." beat me to it :) best ali quote ever ;)

I love this one: "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."

"What do you mean by that, George?"

this is a Ali thread :hijacked: "I wanted Williams because he destroyed my dream of fighting Mike Tyson. I was very close to doing that and I was disappointed..."

I got one...here it goes.. "He destroyed my dream of fighting Mike Tyson. Now I want to destroy the dream of Danny Williams." this is a Ali thread :hijacked:

I got one...here it goes.. "He destroyed my dream of fighting Mike Tyson. Now I want to destroy the dream of Danny Williams."

"I'm so quick, just last night I turned off the lights and was under the covers before it got dark."

:D total eclipse of the Sonny? :D I love it!!! This thread rocks. Ali rocks!!! Please...does anyone else have any quotes you want to share with the rest of us? It's like a much needed comedic fix. I need more, more, MORE! :boxing:

"Clay comes out to meet Liston, and Liston starts to retreat If Liston goes back an inch further, he'll end up in the ringside seat Clay swings with his left, Clay swings with his right Look at young Cassius carry the fight Liston keeps backing, but there's not enough room It's a matter of time before Clay drops the boom Now Liston disappears from the view, the crowd is getting frantic But our radar-station has picked him up, he's somewheres over the atlantic Liston is over the horizon, and the ref's wants him found But he can't start counting until Sonny comes down. Who would've thought when they came to the fight That they would witness the launching of a human satellite? The crowd did not dream when they put down their money That they would witness the total eclipse of the Sonny" :D:D:D

:D "It will be a killa, and a thrilla, and a chilla, when I get the gorilla in Manila." :boxing: :D :boxing:

float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.. his hands can't hit what his eyes can't see..

this one a roster only crows when he sees the light, well i have seen the light and im crowing.

float like a butterfly and sting like a bee..

This one is my favorite - "My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world." But this one was funny as hell - "Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life."

"you dream of beating me, you better wake up apologizing"

I'm the fastest thing on two feet and purdy as a girl!