Funny Boxing Quotes

after the contendor rematch at the postfight presser. manfredo turns to mora and says "sergio come give me a kiss. i like being kissed while im getting f*cked"

Roy Jones yelling at Bernard Hopkins during an interview disputing each other for the share of money of a potential rematch. Roy Jones- "60-40, u get your ass whooped!, 60-40, u get your ass kicked!, i'll kick your ass, 60-40, i'll kick your ass, 60-40, i'll tear your ass up!!"

I'm probably one of the only few people in this world who got love for Mike Tyson. ohh i love him as a boxer, but he did some real fucked up stuff outside the ringt

I'm probably one of the only few people in this world who got love for Mike Tyson.

"They would give Jeffrey Dahmer a second chance before they gave me another one. If you saw a lineup and saw Tyson and Dahmer and they asked, 'Who killed and ate those people?' you would pick me and not Jeffrey." -Mike Tyson hahaha i would pick tyson

"They would give Jeffrey Dahmer a second chance before they gave me another one. If you saw a lineup and saw Tyson and Dahmer and they asked, 'Who killed and ate those people?' you would pick me and not Jeffrey." -Mike Tyson

"The referee is the most important man in the ring besides the two fighters." - George Foreman :D

consider myself blessed. I consider you blessed. We've all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up." - Sugar Ray leonard

the ones in my sig are my favorite, but he are a couple decent ones: "This is going to be easy work. I mean, this guy is so slow it’s ridiculous. When he shoots a punch out there, I can pull back, say hi to mom and put my headphones on. This is a walk in the park, a piece of cake." -Mayweather on gatti REPORTER: “Many people believe will be the next heavyweight champion of the world. I saw Sonny a few days ago, Cassius—” CLAY: “Ain’t he ugly?” REPORTER: “He—” CLAY: “He’s too ugly to be the world’s champ! The world’s champ should be pretty like me!” REPORTER: “He told me to bet my life that you won’t go three rounds.” CLAY: “Well, if you wanna lose your money, bet on Sonny! I’m too fast! I’m the king!” “I think ’s sick in the head, really, because at some part of the fight he began talking, ‘Don’t you know I’m God?’ I said, ‘Well, God, you’re gonna get whupped tonight.’” -Fraizer on Ali

Yeah. Roy's heart left the game after he accomplished everything he wanted to...kind of different, but similar to Eubank.

Chris Eubank: "Julian Jackson, Michael McCallum, James Toney ... with all due respect, they aren't Chris Eubank. I'll cross the Atlantic and come home on a white horse with all the belts. Let's break it down, Jackson can't out-box me and I've never been knocked out, what can he do? McCallum's got wrinkles, he's got a walking stick, how's he going to keep up with me? He needs a miracle. Toney can talk, he can eat, he can eat and talk but can he out-box Chris Eubank?" Unfortunately, Eubank's next fight a few months after that quote was his re-match with Watson where he tragically disabled Watson.. Eubank's heart left the game that night and he didn't care after that.

Yeah, I have three of the craziest and funniest in my signature. See below

Ali the greatest LOL!! You mean the Ali that didn't have the guts to serve America when his draft number was called, yet had no problem profiting off of that same capitalistic system which he refused to defend.. Then the liberal media pawns it off as bravery and courage!! Yeah the same Ali that after winning Gold, still had to get his meal out the back door.

U mean the same place he wins a gold medal for, comes back and still has to get his food out the back window of the restaurant.

"We've had fights with high expectations, with low expectations, this one has no expectations, because we simply don't know what Bruseles would bring to the dance." -Larry Merchant

Nigel Benn: "I'll hit him with so many left's, he'll be crying for a right." Nigel Benn: "Roy Jones can beat the crap out of my head all he likes, but I'm not letting Mike McCallum snatch my body!" Nigel Benn: "Steve Davis was born to pot balls, Maradona to score goals and Nigel Benn to kick ass!" Nigel Benn: "I'll fight Mike Tyson all day long, I don't care. That kind of pain goes. But the pain a woman inflicts when she twists the knife lasts for years." Nigel Benn: "When McClellan knocked me out of the ring, I just thought 'He's not beating me. I don't care how hard he hits, I've been hit with everything, pickaxes, baseball bats so what? Let's see how he feels when I'm hitting him...'"

Chris Eubank: "Julian Jackson, Julian Jackson, I'll fight Julian Jackson in his back garden. I'll slip in some tapes of me for his mother to watch, and she'll bet her house on me even though it's her son fighting. She'll be grabbing onto my ankles, screaming, she won't let the fight happen." Chris Eubank: "In accordance to the way that Benn speaks, he is not educated. Sure, he's educated to a certain extent, but under different circumstances he would be a bouncer on some door in the West End and he'd have three kids from three different women ... I am a superior person to that. I have finer points. So, superior in mentality, yes. As a fighter in accordance to the trade, yes."

Muhammad Ali: "Joe, give me a break Joe, you were too static when you fought Joe. Hey, remember the Bum of the Month club Joe?" Joe Louis: "Yeah, you'd of been one of the bums!" Lol, so true..

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After Rocky was released, Stallone recieved a congratulatory tele gram from Muhammad Ali which contained one of the champion's trademark poems: "You fought and you worked You're a determined guy, Rocky is great, And we love you Sly, And if you get an Oscar, Remember please do, The Greatest will also get one, Cause I'm prettier than you."