if things get heated on the streets who you like to have in your team ?
i had like
-toney (mad strong big mouth and i m sure he walks around with a gun)
-gerald mcllelan , he was mean as a snake and could punch
- hopkins of course
- duran , you just have to make sure he doesnt kill you too
- tyson obviously
-vargas with a golf club
what s yours ?
Imagine this, your in a street fight and these are you three guys...
Oscar, Vargas, and Felix....your facing some pretty bad dudes and heres what happens.
Oscar-he looks strong early in the brawl pumping that jab and even breaking the dudes nose with a left hook, but he starts to fade and tries to negotiate a trus, this dude wants no part of a trus he's there to die, so he refuses, Oscar tries to walk away but gets blind sided in the temple, he is down for the count.
Vargas-is laughing his ass off because of what just took place with Oscar and as he walks up to his guy and he gets caught with a wild left hand just as the fight begins that drops him hard, Vargas gets up but he has no clue where he's at, the guy grabs Nandos head and then bashes it in to a huge green dumpster repeatedly until he is out.
Tito, can he save face for you or not? Well Tito starts slow with his guy and cannot find the range, in fact about three minutes into the brawl Felix finds himself down four times by punches he just didn't see, he is not hurt however and begins to land monster left hooks to this guys jaw, its obviously busted so Tito asks him in Spanish if he has had enough, the guy is clueless to what Tito says but cries yes, yes.. but Tito doensn't understand what the guy had said and winds up killing him.
Everyone else flees after they see what Tito has done...Meanwhile Felix walks over to Vargas who is passed out lying beside the green dumpster and begins to piss all over Vargas.
He then walks over to a groggy Hoya and kicks him in the face with his steel toe boots. While not be able to comfort Tito because you don't speak his language he becomes scared and lonely, he holds up a dime from his pocket and he trys his best to say he needs something larger. You understand him and give him a couple of quarter, he then calls Don Felix and goes home.
This coming from a guy who loves Oscar!
LoL, Funny story, enjoyed it because it includes my 3 favorite fighters.
roy jones jr....no other choice
just to see Jones get ktfo by some streetfighting bum :D
well if "candy gloves" johnson can do it anyone can :D
what a brilliant comment, btw the fuck is up with that picture? looking past this guy...
id probably say mayorga. pitbull there.
Palma...I am from a third world country and I know Tyson, Tua and Mayorga can beat a whole army of my brothers in a rumble but if they try to do so their heads will pop with bullets in their heads....
My choice for street fight 25 year old George Foreman, 20 year old Mike Tyson, Prime Joe Fraizer, but this guys are too big and in a street fight in my country they will blow these guys heads coz they are damned to big....
so i will go for smaller guys Roberto Duran, Manny Pacquiao, Rolando Navarette, Aaron "The Hawk" Pyror, good all around street fight rumble....
In a street fight I would love to have Tyson, Tua and Mayorga on my side. These 3 guys alone could take control of a 3rd world country in a matter of days. :D Wicked Men!
:D Yeah you got that right.
Tua could break any mans neck without gloves on.
Tyson could eat any man out there in a street fight.
Mayorga is there for backup because he is one nasty little man who wouldn't back down from anyone.
In a street fight I would love to have Tyson, Tua and Mayorga on my side. These 3 guys alone could take control of a 3rd world country in a matter of days. :D Wicked Men!
I got to say that I would go with:
Tyson
Ibeabuchi
Dempsey
Duran
Hopkins
hahahaha and Laila Ali cuz they would freeze up on whether they should hit a girl or not and then she'd fuckin knock them out
I would want Judah, because they'd be too busy kicking his dumb ass that I'd be able to stroll out safely. On some real shit, Mayorga, because that muthafucka ain't no pussy.
Gatti, Ward (he's retired but I'll still go into any dark alley with him at my side), Leija, Mayorga... We may go down, but we'll go down fighting!!! And if I'm to be with Ricardo, we can repair to the nearest bar after we're done with the punks! ;)
Note to Slim: I wanted to give you some points but found just now I have barely any left! I've been raided close to dry! :o :) Whoever took my points, please spare some and donate to Slim with my best wishes!
i considered robbing ya when you were rich but the fail rate on you was pretty high..i think sonny sorted that lol.
also about going into dark alleys with retired boxers..... :D