Ever wear white pants to work? Then fart resulting in a skidmark?

[Pretty Boy32]

happened to me today, most embarrassing thing ever. I couldn't walk to the bathroom to take a piss for the rest of the day.

I even ended up working late til everyone left the office so they couldn't see my **** stain as I walked out.

ever happened to you?

[-MAKAVELLI-]

i dont even own a pair of white pants...good job, Liberace

[Mike D]

Happens to me quite routinely. If I had to put a number on it, I'd guess somewhere between 5 & 7 times a month. Sometimes it's khakis doe and not white pants per se.

[Pretty Boy32]

i dont even own a pair of white pants...good job, Liberace

b*tches love white pants

[Rip Chudd]

i dont even own a pair of white pants...good job, Liberace

This^^^^^^^^

I was like "what grown man owns white pants?"

[BostonGuy]

No, I stopped ****tin' my pants around 3 years old

[Beercules]

I can sort of relate, about a year ago I thought I had to fart and I sharted myself.

It's was all drippy and running down my leg. I was home though so it wasn't such a big deal.

[joseph5620]

i dont even own a pair of white pants...good job, Liberace

[Sweet Pea 50]

i dont even own a pair of white pants...good job, Liberace

[Juof]

By pants im assuming underwear, i did that when i was like 13 bad case of diarrea cause me
To spray fart was disgusting if your talking
Pants as in trousers then no i've not seen anyone stain their trousers from farting.
P.s nothing wrong with white trousers you americans are backwards when it comes to fashion mayne you guys just recently discovered joey essex's short shorts(2011). Soon you'll all be wearing skinny jeans (2012)you dudes still wearing ankle swingers with jordans looks goofy as hell