[LMAO!] Another Question: You have a gun pointed at your genitals and HAVE to choose between

[P.K Dionysus]

Either having the woman of your dreams bend you over, use a flavoured lube (let's say Kiwi or Caramel) to grease up a barbed dildo of average length and girth, and then plow you like an Ox in a field, or...

Use your bare, glove free hands (liberally coated with baby oil, or some more flavoured oils) to jerk off a Tranny and bring said Tranny to orgasm.

Now, I know this question is a b*tch, so let me include some incentives.

Incentive For Option 1:

If you manage to last for 30 minutes taking it up the ass, you get $10 million.

Incentive For Option 2:

If you manage to aim the Tranny's cannon at the moment of explosion, and manage to get the Tranny in the eye, you get $10 million.

Again, this question is a b*tch.

PS: Public Poll.

[Elroy The Great]

you c0ck sucker. you finally got me. can i wear goggles when the explosion erupts ?

[P.K Dionysus]

you c0ck sucker. you finally got me. can i wear goggles when the explosion erupts ?

Lmaaaoooooooo!!



I don't see why not. So long as your hands are bare and oily, I'm good.

[boxinghead530]

Either having the woman of your dreams bend you over, use a flavoured lube (let's say Kiwi or Caramel) to grease up a barbed dildo of average length and girth, and then plow you like an Ox in a field, or...

Use your bare, glove free hands (liberally coated with baby oil, or some more flavoured oils) to jerk off a Tranny and bring said Tranny to orgasm.

Now, I know this question is a b*tch, so let me include some incentives.

Incentive For Option 1:

If you manage to last for 30 minutes taking it up the ass, you get $10 million.

Incentive For Option 2:

If you manage to aim the Tranny's cannon at the moment of explosion, and manage to get the Tranny in the eye, you get $10 million.

Again, this question is a b*tch.

PS: Public Poll.

Fuk why does it have to be a barbed dildo because then the choice would be clear but since its a barbed dildo ill go with the beautiful well hung tranny.

Would I get a bigger money bonus if I took the money shot to my face?

[Willy Wanker]

I was leaning towards jerking the tranny mainly because I like the idea of aiming the stream of jizz in the tranny's eye. Sounds like a fun carnival game where you get a teddy bear or goldfish if you win.

But I pick the dildo up the ass for 30 minutes because that's a guaranteed $10 mil. You need aiming skills to hit the tranny's eye and I can't even hit my own eye when I bust, I've tried.

[P.K Dionysus]

Fuk why does it have to be a barbed dildo because then the choice would be clear but since its a barbed dildo ill go with the beautiful well hung tranny.

Would I get a bigger money bonus if I took the money shot to my face?

Nope!

However, I didn't stipulate how many attempts you get, so you can always take a load to the face if you want.

[Rip Chudd]

Dude what the heck is wrong with you that you're able to come up with questions like these?

[boxinghead530]

Nope!

However, I didn't stipulate how many attempts you get, so you can always take a load to the face if you want.

Well if i cant get an extra bonus for taking the money shot to my face then ill just make sure the money shot gets shot on the well hung beautiful trannys eye.

[P.K Dionysus]

I was leaning towards jerking the tranny mainly because I like the idea of aiming the stream of jizz in the tranny's eye. Sounds like a fun carnival game where you get a teddy bear or goldfish if you win.

But I pick the dildo up the ass for 30 minutes because that's a guaranteed $10 mil. You need aiming skills to hit the tranny's eye and I can't even hit my own eye when I bust, I've tried.

Lolololol!

[P.K Dionysus]

Dude what the heck is wrong with you that you're able to come up with questions like these?

You don't wanna know, Ripz. There's a section in the back of my brain that just isn't right.