The Queen: 63 years of being a ****

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

I like the Queen just for the fact she pisses off those Braveheart types up in Scotland. That's enough for her to have earnt her 8 million a year imo.

[squealpiggy]

Richard Dawkins has logged on, folks.

Hey, Richard Dawkins is tapping that former Doctor Who Companion Lalla Ward ass....



UNFH!

[MrTambourineMan]

[joe strong]

Shut up, eh, you moose-fucking BETA.

I got some serious book learning to do... everytime I hear this word BETA I think of the old movie machine. The ones with the small cassette tapes... It's a scoobie doo world out there...

[joe strong]

I forgot what I was doing... I was seeing bugs that were not there. What purpose does the queen have? I thought somone would have knocked that old bed****ter out by now...

[Dean_Razorback]

why are there still monarchs in the 21st century?

[phallus]

So apparently yesterday the current British Queen became the longest-ever monarch, taking over the record held by Queen Victoria.

What a bunch of ****s the royal family are, eh? Every time Kate Middleton's vagina opens up and a new spawn comes out of it, it means more tax from WORKING people having to pay for it.

Why the British public tolerate a bunch of ****s getting paid millions for doing about as much as Beercules in a bar fight is beyond me. Can you imagine that, if someone came up to you and went "fancy earning £8 million a year for doing absolutely fuck all? Just waving a bit sometimes?" you'd jump at the chance, wouldn't you?

Then you get people saying "but they make it back in tourism - Fat Yanks come over to take photos, and it makes $$$$".

If I'd known the Queen was going to beat that record, I'd have gone down to Buckingham Palace, spread her 89-year-old legs, and kicked her again and again in the ****, until she went "I'd better abdicate, I've had my fucking **** kicked in for half a fucking hour."

What a bunch of fucking wankers.

at least princess Margaret was a bit of slut during the 60's and 70's, she used to go down to Barbados and take a big black dick on the beach for summer vacation

Hey, Richard Dawkins is tapping that former Doctor Who Companion Lalla Ward ass....



UNFH!

I like her skin, I'd like to have sloppy seconds

[squealpiggy]

why are there still monarchs in the 21st century?

So if we ever end up with a head of state that looks like a mentally handicapped cowboy fucked a monkey we can legitimately say it wasn't our fault.