$10,000 Massage Chair VS Chinese massage parlor

[FinitoxDinamita]

I happen to love massages but im too tired and lazy at nights to go to massage parlors all the time.

I know nothing beats the real thing but what are your thoughts on goid quality massage chairs?

[GGG Gloveking]

$10,000 Is a lot of happy endings

[B.UTLER]

I can tell you based on several personal experience, MP that has happy endings barely do massages if any..

[HipsterRan]

Only if the chair can jack me off

[Teetotaler]

Chinese massage parlor? The china homie shaolin sword doing big thangs

[Rockybigblower]

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[Mooshashi]

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I'll take the young lady .... chairs can't cook.

[DARKSEID]

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That's a fine chair. I'll take the chair.