If you fancy someone, how do you try to start approaching them?

[Tom Cruise]

Carve her name into your chest and seranade her, naked, outside her bedroom window.

It shows her you care

[jazluvr]

I just jump her bones.
































I couldn't resist...:smileysex

[COVID-19]

take a pic of it with a puny 8 MP camera with not impressive sensors when it came out in september.

prove it mofo, use a ruler and write thy name on it mofo.

.........Haha!

[Mike D]

I just come at them subtle

"Hey girl, when you tryna f**k?"

Success rate has been low admittedly.

[Dixie Normis]

"Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform"??