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Who to vote for in the coming election, Fat Yanks
I've heard there's an election or something, but no one wants to talk about it.
As I've had to read "Trump" this, and "Trump" that for the last God knows how long, I thought I'd enlighten you with some simple, 100% pure SENSE.
You might think "but Annie, what do you know about it? You're not a Fat Yank like us"... but don't forget, America was born when England sent all its down syndrome obesity sufferers off in a boat. A few decades later, you've built casinos on the top of wigwams, and everybody's happy.
So, Trump. The guy's kind of funny, but not in a way I'd laugh with him. I realise that 90% of this lounge is a street fighting bad ass earning $1m a year who looks at Scarlett Johannsen and says "I could do better than that", but you've gotta stop being ****s. The guy is a total DICKSPLASH. He's more of a joke than Bush Jr., and he was hilarious. It's like a comedy candidate, like Mickey Mouse standing for President or something. How any rational, sane human being can consider voting for a total jackass like that is beyond me.
I'll confess, most of my politics are left-of-centre. (center, Fat Yanks). What I mean when I said I'm a liberal is that I want the entire nation converted into transgender Muslim extremists while my wife has sex with a man in front of me... an act, which, of course, is NOT the definition of a "cuckold", but anyone saying THAT word is clearly a moron.
So, Hilary? Look, she ain't GREAT. Let's put it this way... if I was sending her some dick pics I'd make sure I didn't do it via email, and the entire world knows for a fact that her vagina isn't that tight as a cigar holder as a 19-year-old intern's. But it's called the best of a bad bunch, people.
You might think "But Annie, what's it matter to you?"
Let me make an analogy for you here... imagine you lived next door to a house that had a massive bomb in it, capable of blowing up the entire street. You had no say in who got to live in that house, but you just hoped that whoever moved in wasn't a fat ****** who set it off and blew everyone to kingdom come. You see where I'm coming from now?
Vote Hilary. And if you want my advice on anything else, just let me know. Just remember... I talk sense, all the time, and if you're reading this, there's a 90% chance you're a ****.
You're welcome.
As I've had to read "Trump" this, and "Trump" that for the last God knows how long, I thought I'd enlighten you with some simple, 100% pure SENSE.
You might think "but Annie, what do you know about it? You're not a Fat Yank like us"... but don't forget, America was born when England sent all its down syndrome obesity sufferers off in a boat. A few decades later, you've built casinos on the top of wigwams, and everybody's happy.
So, Trump. The guy's kind of funny, but not in a way I'd laugh with him. I realise that 90% of this lounge is a street fighting bad ass earning $1m a year who looks at Scarlett Johannsen and says "I could do better than that", but you've gotta stop being ****s. The guy is a total DICKSPLASH. He's more of a joke than Bush Jr., and he was hilarious. It's like a comedy candidate, like Mickey Mouse standing for President or something. How any rational, sane human being can consider voting for a total jackass like that is beyond me.
I'll confess, most of my politics are left-of-centre. (center, Fat Yanks). What I mean when I said I'm a liberal is that I want the entire nation converted into transgender Muslim extremists while my wife has sex with a man in front of me... an act, which, of course, is NOT the definition of a "cuckold", but anyone saying THAT word is clearly a moron.
So, Hilary? Look, she ain't GREAT. Let's put it this way... if I was sending her some dick pics I'd make sure I didn't do it via email, and the entire world knows for a fact that her vagina isn't that tight as a cigar holder as a 19-year-old intern's. But it's called the best of a bad bunch, people.
You might think "But Annie, what's it matter to you?"
Let me make an analogy for you here... imagine you lived next door to a house that had a massive bomb in it, capable of blowing up the entire street. You had no say in who got to live in that house, but you just hoped that whoever moved in wasn't a fat ****** who set it off and blew everyone to kingdom come. You see where I'm coming from now?
Vote Hilary. And if you want my advice on anything else, just let me know. Just remember... I talk sense, all the time, and if you're reading this, there's a 90% chance you're a ****.
You're welcome.
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