Currently at the bar. How do I bag a bad one?

[Sparked_26]

Tell her your a boxer and ask her if she knows much about the game.

When she says no tell her you’re the heavyweight champion of the world.

[Willy Wanker]

I'm gonna guess she was imaginary..

He's working his way up to the real thing.

Yeah, pretty sure he's not even in a bar. He's probably sitting on his parents' couch, in his underwear eating Doritos and watching Jonas Brothers videos.

[Rockybigblower]

Tell her your a boxer and ask her if she knows much about the game.

When she says no tell her you’re the heavyweight champion of the world.

I imagine he looks a little like Andy Ruiz so not too far of a stretch.

[Nash out]

Some advice for you mate, if you're good looking, if you approach her and be decent you'd have a 20% chance of getting her, if your not, maybe a 5%, it's a game of percentages with women, just give it a go and if she turns you down, what have you lost? Nothing. Just got to go for it in these situations. We all live and die, just do what you gotta do, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, so what.

[BrotherDudeJack]

Yeah, pretty sure he's not even in a bar. He's probably sitting on his parents' couch, in his underwear eating Doritos and watching Jonas Brothers videos.

Dude... you just described my life. It's not so bad. Sometimes they have Cheetos as well. Mmmmmmmm

[Szef]

[Gideon lock]

Are you still at the bar?

[Eff Pandas]

Use the chloroform like you usually do.

[Zaroku]

I’m sitting alone... why wont she approach me???

WTF, walk up to her and say, hi, then keep her talking and laughing.

If she says I have a man, say that you do too, just to make her laugh. then get serious and tell her you are interested in her.

[Beercules]

Get tipsy and then shoot your shot.