[HOLY S**T!] Be careful who you lay up with.

[club fighter]

Let's face it, when you're in the bed hitting it, and your testosterone is pumping for that ultimate nut, and the drugged out skank you took home goes animal and tries to bite off the family jewels,..... you realize that's when you're the most vulnerable. Naked and focused on pleasure, then you realize your wang is in the jaws of death.

Be careful who you lay up with fellas.

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[BoxingFan85]

Jaws V - the revenge of a cünt

[Vegemil]

She can't bite what she can't see.

[Mooshashi]

Lorraine Bobbits sister?

[club fighter]

She can't bite what she can't see.

So you'll poke her eyes out? Good fallback plan.

[Vegemil]

So you'll poke her eyes out? Good fallback plan.

I was referring to my incredibly small male organ. Taking away one of her senses takes away from the thrill of the hunt so I like keeping them fresh.

[A.K]

This is why you get a momo

[club fighter]

I was referring to my incredibly small male organ.

C'mon mayne don't be modest, your avi says you're a sexual Tyrannosaurus.

[Beercules]

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