listen to this angry voicemail my ex left me

[ИATAS]

Is her name Tina?

100% chance she wears leopard print clothing

[-jose-]

I would kill myself if I was stuck in a lift (elevator fat yanks) with her.

I think she would kill herself first after seeing your hideous face next to her in the elevator (lift skinny fags)

[Infamous]

Smokers always have something in their mouths... Penis probably wasn't big enough... Hence "don't deserve this"... She's probably with a black guy now...

[Willy Wanker]

She sounds like she has yellow ass teeth and smells like an ash tray.

She seems like the type that would abuse her kids and probably owns a pit bull.

[Sparked_26]

You went out with Janice from friends?

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

I think she would kill herself first after seeing your hideous face next to her in the elevator (lift skinny fags)

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[engleby]

before i became an alpha i used to take all kinds of abuse. probably because the ***** had a knack of licking my bellend. and honestly her name wasnt tina.

[-MEGA-]

What a creepy video.

[.!WAR MIKEY!.]

this is a fivverr gig lmfao...

Next you gonna show up with some girl pic with your name on her **** lmfao talking about how you bounce back from your ex and upgraded lmfao.