B morph’s Wanted Ad: In Need Of A Cuddle Buddy

[Willy Wanker]

BoxingFan85

Willy Wanker

Redd Foxx

Beercules

I mentioned you guys because you were either interested, or because I think that you would find this hilarious.

Okay. So I pull up to her riverside townhome and I quickly realize this chick is rich. I’m greeted at the door by a woman who looks significantly older than her pictures online suggests. Off to a great start already. While she looks about 10 or 15 years older than her online self, she’s still by no means unattractive. She was definitely Milf material. Still very fit and shapely. Maybe a little bit of sagging in the ass and ****, with some wrinkles around her face, but nothing overly distracting. I’m down with it.

She super nice and takes my coat and offers me water and I take a leak in her bathroom. Afterwards, she led me downstairs to her “cuddle room,” which was a cozy and comfy finished basement with a huge cuddle couch, lit candles, and a humidifier with essential oils. I’m very nervous and I tell her that I’ve never done anything like this before, but she’s very understanding. She had that stupid spa music playing on her pandora and I immediately tell her to change it. I picked something classic rock and Guns N‘ Roses starts playing. We in business now.

We get started with a nice, long, hug. She explained to me that cuddling is very broad and can be almost anything that involves 2 people from dancing, to playing games, to anything. I’m slow to begin, because I don’t know how to cuddle. She showed me a book of cuddle positions with illustrations. Some of the ***** look super weird and included group cuddles. Some weird ***** included a blanket cuddle where one person lays on top of the other. How would that be comfortable? One was a 68 position. I guess it was a non sexual 69? I don’t fu#kin know, this was by far the weirdest $80 I’ve ever spent in my life.

I just asked her for what’s most common, so we started with a face to face type of laying position with our legs interlocked and her head nuzzled into my shoulder. She told me that anything is fair game to touch, as long as I don’t touch her breasts or anywhere that can be covered by underwear. She placed her hand on my chest and started gently rubbing it. I placed my hand around her side and I played with her hair a little bit. It feels good and I’m starting to become more relaxed. I go from flaccid to chub pretty quick. Ahh who am I kidding? I had a chub going the second I sat down on this giant cuddle couch!

We start talking about how she came across this line of work and how I haven’t been feeling like myself and just needed some cuddling. At one point, I think we held hands, I know you’re wondering so to answer your question, yes, it was magical. She explains how it is a basic need for all mammals. I got uncomfortable because of my neck, so we switched positions. We gave spooning a try, I’m the little spoon. She’s behind me and wraps her arm around me. This wasn’t too good, so before long, I asked her to change positions. I requested a face to face position. She ran her fingers through my hair and ran her fingers up and down my arm. It felt really good and I can feel my chub growing in intensity. My c0ck was screaming for me to go to phase 2. Then she asked if it was okay to kiss my forehead. In my mind I said, “please take my virginity mommy,” but out loud I said, “sure.” Like the bi#ch that I am. She gave me a nice kiss on my forehead and now I want her to stick her thumb up my butt. At one point I try to wrap my arm around her body, and I think I strayed a little to far towards her sacred ass, because she immediately guided my hand upwards. I settle for my arm wrapped around her body. Rats. Almost had a grab of that milf ass!

My neck started hurting again and I request a position change. There’s now 10 min left in our hour long session. She asks if I want to be big spoon so I get the full spooning experience. So now she’s in front and I’m in back. I brought my hand to around her side and to her other arm and I stroke it ever so gently. She reaches back and grabs my c0ck. Just kidding, she grabbed my leg. Not the third one. The real one. I dig my head into the back of her next and talk about how the last girl I had a crush on broke my heart as time ran out.

I thanked her for her time and paid her $80, plus a $20 tip, because I only had $20 bills and a $5, and I felt $5 would be too cheap. She thanked my for my generosity and time and kissed me again on my forehead. She walked me out and have me 2 very very big and long hugs and I was off to be with myself and my blue balls.

All jokes aside, this felt extremely good and therapeutic and was probably the best $80 I’ve ever spent and I will probably come back. I don’t think I’ve ever connected or cuddled with a girl like that before. I think the last time I cuddled was back in college. Well, really, the last time I cuddled was at the local strip joint, but I don’t think that counts. I would love to give this woman more of my money.

Thanks for the update, but I'm gonna read this later and give you my opinion after I sober up.

[Redd Foxx]

BoxingFan85

Willy Wanker

Redd Foxx

Beercules

I mentioned you guys because you were either interested, or because I think that you would find this hilarious.

Okay. So I pull up to her riverside townhome and I quickly realize this chick is rich. I’m greeted at the door by a woman who looks significantly older than her pictures online suggests. Off to a great start already. While she looks about 10 or 15 years older than her online self, she’s still by no means unattractive. She was definitely Milf material. Still very fit and shapely. Maybe a little bit of sagging in the ass and t*ts, with some wrinkles around her face, but nothing overly distracting. I’m down with it.

She super nice and takes my coat and offers me water and I take a leak in her bathroom. Afterwards, she led me downstairs to her “cuddle room,” which was a cozy and comfy finished basement with a huge cuddle couch, lit candles, and a humidifier with essential oils. I’m very nervous and I tell her that I’ve never done anything like this before, but she’s very understanding. She had that stupid spa music playing on her pandora and I immediately tell her to change it. I picked something classic rock and Guns N‘ Roses starts playing. We in business now.

We get started with a nice, long, hug. She explained to me that cuddling is very broad and can be almost anything that involves 2 people from dancing, to playing games, to anything. I’m slow to begin, because I don’t know how to cuddle. She showed me a book of cuddle positions with illustrations. Some of the ***** look super weird and included group cuddles. Some weird ***** included a blanket cuddle where one person lays on top of the other. How would that be comfortable? One was a 68 position. I guess it was a non sexual 69? I don’t fu#kin know, this was by far the weirdest $80 I’ve ever spent in my life.

I just asked her for what’s most common, so we started with a face to face type of laying position with our legs interlocked and her head nuzzled into my shoulder. She told me that anything is fair game to touch, as long as I don’t touch her breasts or anywhere that can be covered by underwear. She placed her hand on my chest and started gently rubbing it. I placed my hand around her side and I played with her hair a little bit. It feels good and I’m starting to become more relaxed. I go from flaccid to chub pretty quick. Ahh who am I kidding? I had a chub going the second I sat down on this giant cuddle couch!

We start talking about how she came across this line of work and how I haven’t been feeling like myself and just needed some cuddling. At one point, I think we held hands, I know you’re wondering so to answer your question, yes, it was magical. She explains how it is a basic need for all mammals. I got uncomfortable because of my neck, so we switched positions. We gave spooning a try, I’m the little spoon. She’s behind me and wraps her arm around me. This wasn’t too good, so before long, I asked her to change positions. I requested a face to face position. She ran her fingers through my hair and ran her fingers up and down my arm. It felt really good and I can feel my chub growing in intensity. My c0ck was screaming for me to go to phase 2. Then she asked if it was okay to kiss my forehead. In my mind I said, “please take my virginity mommy,” but out loud I said, “sure.” Like the bi#ch that I am. She gave me a nice kiss on my forehead and now I want her to stick her thumb up my butt. At one point I try to wrap my arm around her body, and I think I strayed a little to far towards her sacred ass, because she immediately guided my hand upwards. I settle for my arm wrapped around her body. Rats. Almost had a grab of that milf ass!

My neck started hurting again and I request a position change. There’s now 10 min left in our hour long session. She asks if I want to be big spoon so I get the full spooning experience. So now she’s in front and I’m in back. I brought my hand to around her side and to her other arm and I stroke it ever so gently. She reaches back and grabs my c0ck. Just kidding, she grabbed my leg. Not the third one. The real one. I dig my head into the back of her next and talk about how the last girl I had a crush on broke my heart as time ran out.

I thanked her for her time and paid her $80, plus a $20 tip, because I only had $20 bills and a $5, and I felt $5 would be too cheap. She thanked my for my generosity and time and kissed me again on my forehead. She walked me out and have me 2 very very big and long hugs and I was off to be with myself and my blue balls.

All jokes aside, this felt extremely good and therapeutic and was probably the best $80 I’ve ever spent and I will probably come back. I don’t think I’ve ever connected or cuddled with a girl like that before. I think the last time I cuddled was back in college. Well, really, the last time I cuddled was at the local strip joint, but I don’t think that counts. I would love to give this woman more of my money.

Brilliant. I appreciate the well written synopses. I read it out loud to a couple friends and they enjoyed it. They had no idea that professional cuddling was a thing.

[BoxingFan85]

BoxingFan85

Willy Wanker

Redd Foxx

Beercules

I mentioned you guys because you were either interested, or because I think that you would find this hilarious.

Okay. So I pull up to her riverside townhome and I quickly realize this chick is rich. I’m greeted at the door by a woman who looks significantly older than her pictures online suggests. Off to a great start already. While she looks about 10 or 15 years older than her online self, she’s still by no means unattractive. She was definitely Milf material. Still very fit and shapely. Maybe a little bit of sagging in the ass and t*ts, with some wrinkles around her face, but nothing overly distracting. I’m down with it.

She super nice and takes my coat and offers me water and I take a leak in her bathroom. Afterwards, she led me downstairs to her “cuddle room,” which was a cozy and comfy finished basement with a huge cuddle couch, lit candles, and a humidifier with essential oils. I’m very nervous and I tell her that I’ve never done anything like this before, but she’s very understanding. She had that stupid spa music playing on her pandora and I immediately tell her to change it. I picked something classic rock and Guns N‘ Roses starts playing. We in business now.

We get started with a nice, long, hug. She explained to me that cuddling is very broad and can be almost anything that involves 2 people from dancing, to playing games, to anything. I’m slow to begin, because I don’t know how to cuddle. She showed me a book of cuddle positions with illustrations. Some of the ***** look super weird and included group cuddles. Some weird ***** included a blanket cuddle where one person lays on top of the other. How would that be comfortable? One was a 68 position. I guess it was a non sexual 69? I don’t fu#kin know, this was by far the weirdest $80 I’ve ever spent in my life.

I just asked her for what’s most common, so we started with a face to face type of laying position with our legs interlocked and her head nuzzled into my shoulder. She told me that anything is fair game to touch, as long as I don’t touch her breasts or anywhere that can be covered by underwear. She placed her hand on my chest and started gently rubbing it. I placed my hand around her side and I played with her hair a little bit. It feels good and I’m starting to become more relaxed. I go from flaccid to chub pretty quick. Ahh who am I kidding? I had a chub going the second I sat down on this giant cuddle couch!

We start talking about how she came across this line of work and how I haven’t been feeling like myself and just needed some cuddling. At one point, I think we held hands, I know you’re wondering so to answer your question, yes, it was magical. She explains how it is a basic need for all mammals. I got uncomfortable because of my neck, so we switched positions. We gave spooning a try, I’m the little spoon. She’s behind me and wraps her arm around me. This wasn’t too good, so before long, I asked her to change positions. I requested a face to face position. She ran her fingers through my hair and ran her fingers up and down my arm. It felt really good and I can feel my chub growing in intensity. My c0ck was screaming for me to go to phase 2. Then she asked if it was okay to kiss my forehead. In my mind I said, “please take my virginity mommy,” but out loud I said, “sure.” Like the bi#ch that I am. She gave me a nice kiss on my forehead and now I want her to stick her thumb up my butt. At one point I try to wrap my arm around her body, and I think I strayed a little to far towards her sacred ass, because she immediately guided my hand upwards. I settle for my arm wrapped around her body. Rats. Almost had a grab of that milf ass!

My neck started hurting again and I request a position change. There’s now 10 min left in our hour long session. She asks if I want to be big spoon so I get the full spooning experience. So now she’s in front and I’m in back. I brought my hand to around her side and to her other arm and I stroke it ever so gently. She reaches back and grabs my c0ck. Just kidding, she grabbed my leg. Not the third one. The real one. I dig my head into the back of her next and talk about how the last girl I had a crush on broke my heart as time ran out.

I thanked her for her time and paid her $80, plus a $20 tip, because I only had $20 bills and a $5, and I felt $5 would be too cheap. She thanked my for my generosity and time and kissed me again on my forehead. She walked me out and have me 2 very very big and long hugs and I was off to be with myself and my blue balls.

All jokes aside, this felt extremely good and therapeutic and was probably the best $80 I’ve ever spent and I will probably come back. I don’t think I’ve ever connected or cuddled with a girl like that before. I think the last time I cuddled was back in college. Well, really, the last time I cuddled was at the local strip joint, but I don’t think that counts. I would love to give this woman more of my money.

it's a nice read.

I'm glad you liked it man because I like to cuddle and sleep once in a while and it feels good when I'm down or stressed after work.
I have a few questions:
1. Not touching area covered with an underwear, what if she has a thong on.
2. How does a 68 position work in cuddling?

[KEY LOW]

Hey OP, if you want I'll let you suck my dick for a 100 USD.

[b Murphington]

Brilliant. I appreciate the well written synopses. I read it out loud to a couple friends and they enjoyed it. They had no idea that professional cuddling was a thing.

Did you really??? Omg that’s hilarious if you did. Yeah she told me she’s the cofounder. She trains all the practitioners.

it's a nice read.

I'm glad you liked it man because I like to cuddle and sleep once in a while and it feels good when I'm down or stressed after work.
I have a few questions:
1. Not touching area covered with an underwear, what if she has a thong on.
2. How does a 68 position work in cuddling?

1. I should’ve asked that question myself. She was wearing sweatpants at the time. She might’ve been wearing nothing underneath for all I know. She was a sexy older lady. A little bit of grey in her hair. Probably mid 40’s, pushing 50. Her son dropped out of college. She had a divorce.

2.

The book of cuddles had a bunch of funny names with the positions too. They had “hold me like a baby” “thank you for being there” I was thinking to myself what did I get myself into.

[Redd Foxx]

Did you really??? Omg that’s hilarious if you did. Yeah she told me she’s the cofounder. She trains all the practitioners.

Yea, I legit did. There was a good friend, a casual friend, and a dude I didn't know. I was playing on my phone and after reading the first few sentences, I could tell you were putting together a good one so I gave them the premise and then skimmed through and read the important parts out loud. They love self deprecating humor so it went over pretty well.

[Zaroku]

Dude. No joke. I’m a security guard and one of our contracts is with BOA. So I stand in front of a BOA and act like I’orking.

I worked for BofA Merrill Lynch for too many years, on projects that were complex and some simple. I worked ion the equities trading floor, and took a lot of crap from everyone!

[b Murphington]

I worked for BofA Merrill Lynch for too many years, on projects that were complex and some simple. I worked ion the equities trading floor, and took a lot of crap from everyone!

Well sounds like you had a lot of responsibilities. I’m a glorified doorman.

[b Murphington]

Hey OP, if you want I'll let you suck my dick for a 100 USD.

I already did when you were sleeping a few nights ago. That’s why when you woke up your c0ck was sore and your wallet was feeling kinda light.

[Zaroku]

Well sounds like you had a lot of responsibilities. I’m a glorified doorman.

I want to be a doorman ata high end jewelery store and study how dudesget worked by wimmin, when they get led to a counter to purchase expensive crap for a hoe!