[PLEASE HELP] I have a date tomorrow at my place and don't know how to cook

[Mike D]

So I'm going to just pop this in the microwave for her. And give her a Natty Light with it.





so what y'all think

I'm gonna score so hard

[BOXEO _]

Super Size that shyt bruh

[Beercules]

You got any ketchup packets homie? That poon is as good as yours.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

gezzus christ, Mike...it's been a while hasnt it?

you always go meatloaf first date....you wanna show her you're more sophisticated than fried chicken...fried chicken is after you two are farting around each other

[Beercules]

Mike be like "come eat bitch"

[baya]

be a gentleman and ask her if she'd like to cook for the two of you when she does arrive, don't be presumptuous, that's sexist.

[Mike D]

You got any ketchup packets homie? That poon is as good as yours.

Naw but I can grab some from Burger King or some ****

That's what I'm banking on bro

That Hungry Man Sports Grill edition is off the hook, it's my favorite one, makes me feel like I'm at the local sports bar

I think it'll definitely get the panties dropping

[BigNuts]

You are a better man than I am. I give them this and have my way with them afterwards whether they want me to or not.

The good old Dr. Huxtable method

[Mike D]

Super Size that shyt bruh

Idk man that's a little too much food, I want to keep **** lighter so when I'm hitting it we're not all sluggish and ****

gezzus christ, Mike...it's been a while hasnt it?

you always go meatloaf first date....you wanna show her you're more sophisticated than fried chicken...fried chicken is after you two are farting around each other

bro...you just blew my mind mak

meatloaf is definitely more classy

Mike be like "come eat bitch"

lmfao

[Mike D]

You are a better man than I am. I give them this and have my way with them afterwards whether they want me to or not.

The good old Dr. Huxtable method

I'm trying to keep this **** classy and not catch a case tho