I'm gonna become a rapper. I'll give The Lounge an exclusive. (Rap name: Puncher)

[Willy Wanker]

Gotta be strapped like an OG playa
Cause my boy Beercules is so ****in beta
He likes to get drunk and act like thug
Step up to him, I'll crack you with a beermug

PB32 is ashamed to be gay
He wishes he was black like everyday
He ain't got no chin like Amir Khan
I'll stomp his fa*got ass like a turd on my lawn

[punchr]

Gotta be strapped like an OG playa
Cause my boy Beercules is so ****in beta
He likes to get drunk and act like thug
Step up to him, I'll crack you with a beermug

PB32 is ashamed to be gay
He wishes he was black like everyday
He ain't got no chin like Amir Khan
I'll stomp his fa*got ass like a turd on my lawn

I'm feelin' it. *nods head*

I like them. I'm loling over here

:^) Read text below

You are probably trolling but you first song has 11 bars including the chorus. Your second ''song'' has 10 bars.

You're going to be making 30 second songs? That's not really how it works, you need atleast 16 bars for a verse, and there should be more than one verse to a song.

Plus is that really all you have to say? Skeet skeet? Tell a german ***** to tickle your pickle?

Shut the **** up dude. Nobody would want to hear that bull**** anyway.

Put some work into it or forget rapping.

Okay, okay. I've been in the lab working on some bars. Let me know what you think.

play this beat while reading text below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okj8vHkGibk



(This is how the rap video starts) (dialogue)

Girl: Fuck you, Puncher.

Me: Suck my unwashed dick, bitch.

Hater: Sucking your dick would be akin to sucking one's pinky finger.

[Record scratches]

[Puncher turns toward the hater and mad dogs him.]

[Hater laughs nervously with his body language displaying anxiety.]

[Beat starts playing]

Puncher: Ayy man... Call PETA.

...

Cause I'm bout to roast this monkey.

Cause he thinks he's funny.

Hahaha.

Small weenie? You trippin.

Yo girl's pussy juices I'm sippin, just like Lipton.

Right hook like Liston.

Dick fuck like a piston.

Raised in a tough one.

Momma didn't raise a dumb one.

So you know I gotta gun, son.

I'm like Zimmerman in this bitch.

And you're like Trayvon.

Duck duck goose. Shoot the nigga if he get loose.

Yes you will lose.

And I will win.

Ask God to wash away my sins.

...

Not black but I'mma real nigga... yeah, I like my chicken greasy

Yo girl's *******... why dey say 'Squeeze me?' ... Cause she's just so easy.

...

Yeah real, real sleazy. Ha ha.

Why is roasting you so easy?

Ayy... call me UPS worker cause yeah I pack a lot.

Ole pimp OG player yeah cause I mack a lot (Whisper: I got yo girl)

Yeah...

Yeah, always mackin'.

Like that nigga Aladdin.

I'm the bomb like bin Laden

Smoke weed. Then play Madden.

Got yo girl, so I'm neva fappin'.

Cops come 'round, tell 'em nothing happened.

Cause I graduated from the streets.

Fuck with me you'll be covered in a sheet.

Open-shut case cause they don't care.

When the black man dies.

And when Tyrone's mom cries.

Stay focused, got my eye on the prize.

I'm a man among boys.

You're a girl inside.

Made of one-hundred percent bitch.

Cop asks... you snitch.

Start singin' like Alicia.

They ask me? A nigga got amnesia.

This ain't even my final form like mah nigga Frieza.

Drink beer. Eat pizza.

Yo girl ridin' deez nuts. That bitch need Jesus. She in love with my penus.

She like the way I work it... and I like the way she twerk it.

Dick big but I'm not a nig.

Cause I'm the king.

Yeah, truly the king.

Fuck a bitch, got no ring.

In the pen, you'd PC up quick quick.

Cause you nothing but a bitch, bitch.

Why worry bout the Iraqi?

When the black man tryna jack me?

Get my George Zimmerman on.

I'm tryna catch me a Trayvon.

Yeah nigga, it's on.

Comin' to a hood near you.

Yo pray to Jesus... Cause you niggas gona need it.

No truce truce.

...

Hand on my duece-duece.

Just go to sleep.

Never weep.

Dubs on the jeep. Them bitches weren't cheap.

Dueces on a bitch.

You broke, I'm rich.

Ha ha.

I win. You lose.

[Weltschmerz]

.......... waiting for an upload of a video........

[DARKSEID]

I know you're trolling but still those bars are weak as hell lol

[DARKSEID]

You might find out about me late just like the Earth's curvature
Something like Serena's and the arenas when I serve to ya
A strong back bone if you're checking out my vertebrae
I'm dancin' with the stars, do the math like copernicus
Through astrology you'll find your way to me
A Catalyst for all the elements that go from A to Z

And me, I'm obvi on some two man game shit
Oh,I can't score? That's like saying, "Liu Kang can't Kick"
That's a tongue-twister if I ever even heard one
Rebooted from the old me into a better version
Like a happy movie, at the end when the nerd's won
I'm on a straight line to the top, that's inertia

[punchr]

.......... waiting for an upload of a video........

That's next stay tuned.

I know you're trolling but still those bars are weak as hell lol

Not trolling. I'm a humor rapper. My bars are fine -- they just need a good beat. Sound is the most important thing. I got to go back in the lab and piece it up.

You might find out about me late just like the Earth's curvature
Something like Serena's and the arenas when I serve to ya
A strong back bone if you're checking out my vertebrae
I'm dancin' with the stars, do the math like copernicus
Through astrology you'll find your way to me
A Catalyst for all the elements that go from A to Z

And me, I'm obvi on some two man game shit
Oh,I can't score? That's like saying, "Liu Kang can't Kick"
That's a tongue-twister if I ever even heard one
Rebooted from the old me into a better version
Like a happy movie, at the end when the nerd's won
I'm on a straight line to the top, that's inertia

I would have to hear you rap it. I think people shuld vote who's bars are better.