Surgeons remove a whole cucumber from a man's stomach

[Szef]

I told them fools not to video tape me,
Where's my cucumber at?

on my plate bruh

[Redd Foxx]

Why tha fuk didn't his digestive system like... digest it??
Once I get a grasp on that concept, figuring out what the hell his problem is would be my second thought.

[Eff Pandas]

No way that went down his throat.

I'm sure he had a "friend" shove it up the other end.

Gary: Ummm Jason?

Jason: omgfeelssogoodomgfeelssogood

Gary: Jason?

Jason: ugh ugh thank you omg feels amazing. Can you pull it out a little though.

Gary: Jason? I don't see it. The cucumber is gone.

Jason: haha quit playing Gary. Cmon pull it out a lil.

*20 minutes later*

Gary & Jason in the ER. Jason trying to sit on one cheek over sitting flatly in the chair while filling out forms.

[Willy Wanker]

Gary: Ummm Jason?

Jason: omgfeelssogoodomgfeelssogood

Gary: Jason?

Jason: ugh ugh thank you omg feels amazing. Can you pull it out a little though.

Gary: Jason? I don't see it. The cucumber is gone.

Jason: haha quit playing Gary. Cmon pull it out a lil.

*20 minutes later*

Gary & Jason in the ER. Jason trying to sit on one cheek over sitting flatly in the chair while filling out forms.

Hahaha

I read Jason's lines with Jamie Foxx's voice and Gary's lines with Tom Cruise's voice.

[EdWins]

did you get alexkid's permission to show this?

[Motorcity Cobra]

No way that went down his throat.

I'm sure he had a "friend" shove it up the other end.

My thoughts exactly..