Natalie Portman is the reason I work out

[i_am_a_champ]

Gash would be in bits though.

Would have to be a sunroof child birth to keep the below nice and tight

Its all good, i will pay for maintanence to be performed on the playground

[Mooshashi]

You know how 12 yr old boys bodies are then lol

Yes, because a long time ago I was a 12 year old boy.

[Butt stuff]

Is this copypasta

[i_am_a_champ]

Yes, because a long time ago I was a 12 year old boy.

Nice, stick to that story if interviewed by the po po


LOL im just messing with you man , here have some fun:

[FinitoxDinamita]

Does she cook doe? I dont care how hot a girl is cuz if she dont know how to cook well, cant take her seriously.

[Mooshashi]

Nice, stick to that story if interviewed by the po po


LOL im just messing with you man , here have some fun:

The Goddess Miley in all her glory! Will wank now; thanks .

[i_am_a_champ]

The Goddess Miley in all her glory! Will wank now; thanks .

I can't say I wouldn't sniff her pooosey

I'd stick my pecker in her for the whole 13 seconds

[Dynamite76]

Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.

"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.

"Got a spare?" she asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.

"Conversation with me, duh."

I laugh.

"What's so funny?" she protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"

"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.

"Teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"

"Parents are from Bermuda but I grew up in Ireland," I say.

"Oh wow. That's lovely."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.

"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

Keira Knightley was her stand in in the Phantom Menace. How about her and Natalie at the same time.

[Pretty Boy32]

Does she cook doe? I dont care how hot a girl is cuz if she dont know how to cook well, cant take her seriously.

I’d say she is a good cook.

Likes a steak medium rare no doubt

[Pretty Boy32]

Keira Knightley was her stand in in the Phantom Menace. How about her and Natalie at the same time.

That bird who played cat women in the dark Knight is hot too