Valentine’s Day makes me depressed

[b Murphington]

That's actually pretty clever. I think that someday, a beautiful woman is going to appreciate your wit and creativity. Maybe just not from that particular story.

Oh I intend to lead with that. I’ll throw in my signature thumbs up and I’ll be golden.

[FinitoxDinamita]

On Valentine’s Day, I’ll usually curl up with myself and put on a romantic drama. A real tear jerker. You know, where the guy and the girl are in love and for some stupid, illogical reason the guy dies at the end.

Then I’ll eat an entire tub of ice cream, masturbate, and then cry myself to sleep.

If you like tear jerking, love story where either ones dies at the end, check out 70’s classic called ‘ Love Story’ with Ryan Oneal. Not only is the movie classic, but the soundtrack is what made the movie. Listen to Snow Frolic.

[COVID-19]

I'm gonna have a wank.

[EdWins]

oh you GAY gay ok

[b Murphington]

I'm gonna have a wank.

We can wank together. You down?

[b Murphington]

oh you GAY gay ok

I’m only gay on days of the week that end in Y.

[COVID-19]

We can wank together. You down?

Have I missed our session?

[Removed Now]

I always got gifts on B Day from my girl friends. My wife gave me an awesome gift.