Have we finally found a sport more brutal than American Football?

[Tom Cruise]

Bubble Football. Observe:



****ing vicious



Now I know what some of you are going to say:

"But Tom, the extra protection means those fancy hits dont hurt as much"

-Well listen here. What those pads actually mean is that hits can be bigger and more powerful than in any other sport. See how you can fly in without worrying about your own health:





"Sirius Tom. Most of those impacts arent even that good they are just flying around because the bubbles are bouncing"

-Pish. What that actually means is these guys are experiencing the impact of a car crash. Their internal organs are getting mashed around and this actually makes it more dangerous!

Just think. If you played this sport without protection, there would be deaths

[dan_cov]

That does however look seriously ****ing fun.

[Tom Cruise]

Meanwhile medics in the UK have petitioned to have full tackling banned in school rugby

Put some bubbles on those ******* so they can feel what real pain is

[Tom Cruise]

That does however look seriously ****ing fun.

For real

[dan_cov]

For real

Should start our own bubble ball team and challenge other forum users

[MrTambourineMan]

"I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby." - Rupert Giles

[-Hyperion-]

good troll job