Believable Backstory: Zaroku or Sunspace

[Zaroku]

Yeah, keep voting for yourself, Beer.

Not sure what you are implying. Beer is his own man.
You, however live at home, and you want to have a wife?
How does that even work? Is food free, rent or mortgage payments free?

How long have you lived with your mom, grandma, tia, etc.

I grew up like that too. Broke. 818 Jeannie ave, apt number 2. San Jose. I grew up with too many people living in a small space.
Be a man, move out of momma’s house, volunteer, join the Red Cross. Achieve something.

How many alts have you had?

[Willy Wanker]

Zaroku is a hardened dude and he's seen some **** around the world that would make you **** your pants.

He's the Mexican Rambo, Forrest Gump, and Johnny (Mi Vida Loca) Tapia combined.

[SunSpace]

Sunspace got 1bad paranoid. He is seeing Sunspace everywhere.

Lol now his buddies are trying to use their votes to stand up for him.

Yeah, great work, guys; tell the world you believe Zaroku LOL

Really shows how unbiased they are!

[SunSpace]

Not sure what you are implying. Beer is his own man.
You, however live at home, and you want to have a wife?
How does that even work? Is food free, rent or mortgage payments free?

How long have you lived with your mom, grandma, tia, etc.

I grew up like that too. Broke. 818 Jeannie ave, apt number 2. San Jose. I grew up with too many people living in a small space.
Be a man, move out of momma’s house, volunteer, join the Red Cross. Achieve something.

How many alts have you had?

Yeah, something in my intuition tells me it's Beer. I can't prove it, of course, but there's something there. Certain patterns I've noticed and whatnot.

But, even if you are someone else's alt, I know for sure you are an alt. There is no one that silly who would dedicate their lives to posting nonstop about drug deals, NASA, and Arab princes.

[siablo14]

Lol now his buddies are trying to use their votes to stand up for him.

Yeah, great work, guys; tell the world you believe Zaroku LOL

Really shows how unbiased they are!

But it isn't really a secret. You are well-hated on here. I don't think it's justified but you will never get a fair shot on here.

[BodiesInFlight]

Sunspace got 1bad paranoid. He is seeing Sunspace everywhere.

I've seen more 1bad posts containing "safespace" or "sunspace" than actual SunSpace posts.

[Zaroku]

Yeah, something in my intuition tells me it's Beer. I can't prove it, of course, but there's something there. Certain patterns I've noticed and whatnot.

But, even if you are someone else's alt, I know for sure you are an alt. There is no one that silly who would dedicate their lives to posting nonstop about drug deals, NASA, and Arab princes.

I never worked or claimed to work for nasa, didn’t get the job, and my cousins are drug dealers.

How many alts have you had? Be honest for once.

[siablo14]

I've seen more 1bad posts containing "safespace" or "sunspace" than actual SunSpace posts.

Did you know that I am a Sunspace alt?

[maracho]

bump.......

[abracada]

Per Zaroku's request, here is a poll asking whose backstory is more believable:

Is SunSpace really a struggling English teacher, frustrated with life, on summer break?

Or

Is Zaroku really a businessman who impressed Arab princes, to the point of gathering together to Skype him?

Now, I know there are quite a few people who will vote against me merely because of past debates, but I will still politely request that we all keep personal biases out of the vote. Please also remember that you're comparing both backgrounds; if you find both unlikely, then choose which one is most believable.

I expect to win the vote, simply because my backstory is true, but I will still laugh hysterically if somehow Zaroku gets the nod. Win-Win

Let's see what you all think!

If Zaroku said that his background was simply being a religious ignorant douche he would get my vote.