So what the **** ya'll get for Christmas?

[DJ Enerate]

I got two t-shirts , one of Duran and one of Metallica. I also got two classic sci-fi books.

I wish my Aunt was still alive cause she used to get me a 20 pack of cheap wanking socks. Too rough for my feet but the perfect roughness for a wank. I miss the old dear and her socks.

[SalimShady1212]

Santa Claus forgot about me...or I was just on the naughty list (explains the coal).

[Willy Wanker]

LarryXXX hooked me up with life insurance. He even threw in a free keychain and a frisbee.