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Buti na lang tulog pa ang mga manyak......
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Kung hindi tulog, malamang bisi sa pagjajakol ang mga yun.....Comment
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Pag nagising kayo nasa kabilang pahina na ito, kami si Dale ang mauuna sa pahina 15K...Comment
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Anim Na Katotohanan Sa Mundo
1.Di mo kaya sabunin ang mata mo... o diva?
2.di mo kayang bilangin ang buhok mo.... o diva?
3 di mo kayang huminga ng mabilis ng naka labas ang dila mo... di mo kaya yan..
4. Hula ko ginawa mo ang #3
5. hula ko ngumingiti ka ngaun kase nauto kita
GOOD DOGGY!Comment
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Me tsismis pa naman na bibigyan si Tali ng 150 bilyones ang mauuna sa pahina 15K....Comment
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Ayussss....tama na muna Dale para makasali sila sa pahina 15K....Comment
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mail ni peyk
peyk: Dok, malungkot ako dito sa mental… kaya naisipan kong sulatan ang sarili ko.
Doktor: ano naman laman ng sulat mo?
Peyk: aba ewan! next week ko pa matatanggap eh! Sira ka ba?Comment
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Capable candidate
The director advertises that he needs a secretary. Necessary skills: document forming,
IT-knowledge and
a foreign language.
After a couple of days a dog walks in.
“I’m an open minded person,” the pale-turned boss stutters, “but I need someone who can form documents…”
The dog sits down behind the computer and compiles a totally decent business letter.
“Yes, but the IT-knowledge…”
The dog quickly writes a little program.
“Well, but foreign language?” the totally amazed director asks.
“Meow!” says the dog
O ano? kaya ninyo yan?Comment
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The tough Pinoy
Three friends, a German, a Japanese and a Pinoy are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie. A night of tall tales begins.
The German says, “I must be the meanest, toughest person there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands.”
The Japanese can’t stand to be bested. “Why that’s nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my barehands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I’m still here today.”
The Pinoy remained silent in his seat while eating pieces of broken glass for dinner, then walks on burning coals with bare feet.Last edited by Dale Cardon; 02-22-2012, 06:08 PM.Comment
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cotton
Teacher: Led anung english ng bulak?
Led: ang dali naman niyan eh di cotton mam.
Teacher: eh ung bulaklak?
Led: ah..eh di cotonton... sus naman, easy.Comment
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