Pinoy Lang

[Dale Cardon]

Proud to be from the South



SOME NEWS: Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life (and don’t worry so much).

Southerner’s Medical Dictionary

Artery…………………………. The study of paintings

Bacteria……………………… Back door to the cafeteria

Barium………………………. What doctors do when patients die

Benign………………………. What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section………. A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan……………………. Searching for Kitty

Cauterize…………………… Made eye contact with her

Colic……………………………. A sheep dog

Coma…………………………. A punctuation mark

Dilate…………………………. To live long

Enema……………………….. Not a friend

Fester……………………….. Quicker than someone else

Fibula……………………….. A small lie

Impotent……………………. Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain………………. Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff………………. A Doctor’s cane

Morbid………………………. A higher offer

Nitrates…………………….. Cheaper than day rates

Node………………………… I knew it

Outpatient…………………. A person who has fainted

Pelvis……………………….. Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative……………. A letter carrier

Recovery Room…………. Place to do upholstery

Rectum…………………….. Damn near killed him

Secretion………………….. Hiding something

Seizure…………………….. Roman emperor

Tablet……………………….. A small table

Terminal Illness…………. Getting sick at the airport

Tumor……………………….. One plus one more

Urine………………………… Opposite of you’re out

[Dale Cardon]

A visit to a hypnotist



A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.”

“No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?”

His wife replies, “Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat ‘I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.’ It Worked! The headaches are all gone.”

The husband replies, “Well, that is wonderful.”

His wife then says, “You know, you haven’t been exactly a ball of Fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don’t you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?”

The husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.
He puts her on the bed and says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.”

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, “Boy, that was wonderful!”

The husband says, “Don’t move! I will be right back.”

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

Her husband again says, “Don’t move, I’ll be right back.” With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying: “She’s not my wife, she’s not my wife, she’s not my wife…

[Dale Cardon]

Mrs na gastador


"Ako ang tumulong sa asawa ko para maging milyonaryo!" pagyayabang ng isang misis sa kanyang mga kumare.

"Bakit, ano ba siya dati?" tanong ng isang kumare.

"Bilyonaryo." sagot ni misis na gastador.

[Kuyukut]

Maganda at mabangong kuyukut po sa inyong lahat.

[led]

Ash Wednesday Kuno

Pagaralan mo ng magtikul-tikol uli pre. Para di ka na nababan.

[JOM'S]

dapat tol ang pamahalaan natin ay mag focus din sa mga laro na pwede tayong makakuha ng mga pagbubunyi sa ibat-ibang lahi.

maganda sana football. kaya natin mga noypi ang larong ito. mabilis mga pinoy sa takbuhan at maganda stamina.

saangyon din ako dyan tol, pero ang layo natin sa football, kailangan magumpisa sila sa grassroots ...

[led]

saangyon din ako dyan tol, pero ang layo natin sa football, kailangan magumpisa sila sa grassroots ...

Actually ang kailangan isama sa PE curricular activities ng mga school ang football, especially sa public school. Paanong magkakaroon ng interest ang mga bata kung hindi itinuturo sa kanlang ang technicalities ng soccer.

Maglagay ang bawat barangay ng kahit maliit na soccer fields sa mga barangay (not necessarily the standard size).

[JOM'S]

Actually ang kailangan isama sa PE curricular activities ng mga school ang football, especially sa public school. Paanong magkakaroon ng interest ang mga bata kung hindi itinuturo sa kanlang ang technicalities ng soccer.

Maglagay ang bawat barangay ng kahit maliit na soccer fields sa mga barangay (not necessarily the standard size).

excatly what i mean bro, from grassroots, PE is a good start para magkainterest ang mga bata, tama din simulan sa mga barangays, then pataas, dapat lang pagnahilig yung mga bata, may paggamitan o praktisan sila...

[PAC-BOY]

berde sa mga guwaping na pogi pa!

Berde .............

[Dale Cardon]

magandang umaga/tanghali/hapon/gabi sa inyong lahat