Pinoy Lang

[BABYBOXER]

Ly Borg?

Ang pinakagwapo ng pinoy lounge ay nagbabalik.

ah bumaba na ba uli ng weight si arce? magandang laban din si nishioka para ke donaire...

Me kinalaman ba yung Karma sa GIF na kabaklaan??? Hindi mo ba pwedeng i-delete yung mga GIF na yan??? Anyway, green K for you...

kmusta na pre??

berde para sa magigiting na gwapong pogi......

[Bootneck]

i bet mak would throw you under the bus for saying something bad about his god..

but you were right, showtime lakers were the epitome of stacked team.. and yet a healthy bird were able to win against them. that's how badass larry legend is..

we have differing experiences/opinions 80's lakers. i didn't become lakers nuthugger 'til they lost to the bulls.

celtic was stacked too.

it's just they had health issues.

[lebrick]

we have differing experiences/opinions 80's lakers. i didn't become lakers nuthugger 'til they lost to the bulls.

celtic was stacked too.

it's just they had health issues.

yeah, original big three was dope.. so bad they are as healthy as andrew bynum, brandon roy and greg oden.

[Bootneck]

yeah, original big three was dope.. so bad they are as healthy as andrew bynum, brandon roy and greg oden.

it's because the celtics was cheap.

no charter planes. (not until like bird's last year or 2nd to last year)

the boston garden crappy floor. uneven and crap. can't be good for big men's knees and backs.

crappy training facilities. i think they were playing out of a junior college gym.

stupid boston.

[Dale Cardon]

magandang umaga/tanghali/hapon/gabi sa inyong lahat

[Dale Cardon]

Direct response

Talisayen sits in an armchair and reads a newspaper. His wife comes from a bedroom wearing sexy underwear and starts walking seductively around the armchair.

Talisayen is engrossed in the paper and pays her no attention. Finally the wife has had enough – she rips the paper from her husbands hands and shouts:

“Oh, darling! Please, fxxk me!”

Talisayen looks at her reflectively, then he raises his middle finger and mumbles:

“Fxxk you!

[Dale Cardon]

Zorro



led: Kung gagawa ako ng pelikula, gusto ko, ako si
ZORRO!

Misis ni led: E honey ako, sino?

led: Si DACOS!

Misisni led: Dacos? Sino ‘yun honey?

led: DA COS of all my ZORROs

[Dale Cardon]

Nice house

Dehydrator working in a company

Dehydrator: Boss, can not report to work. Am sick. BOSS: When I’m sick, I have sex w/ my wife, try it.

2 hours later, Dehydrator phones back.

“It worked, boss! Am ok now. You got a nice house!”

[Dale Cardon]

Saturday bukas o Bukas ay saturday?


Teacher: kadyo ano ba dapat ang pagbikas nito, saturday bukas o bukas ay saturday?

Kadyo: Parehong mali mam!

Teacher: At bakit naman?

kadyo: Martes pa lang bukas mam.

[Dale Cardon]

Patatas



May tatlong magkukumare naglalakad sa palengke habang napatawa ang isang kumar1:

Maria: Hihihi…

Ester: Bakit mare?

Maria: Kasi nakakita ako ng itlog, naalala ko ang mister ko na si lebrick…

Juana: Bakit naman?

Maria: Kasi ganun kalaki… hehehehe

Ester: Hehehehe

Habang sa paglalakad si Ester naman ang napangiti.

Juana: Bakit ka napnagiti mare?

Ester: Ksi nakakita ako ng kamatis… naalala ko ang mister ko na si Joms…

Maria: Bakit naman?

Ester: Kasi ganun kalaki!!!

Maria: Ang laki naman mare…

Tatlong magkumare: hahahaha

Habang sa paglalakad uli, si Juanan naman ang napangiti:

Maria: O bakit mare?

Juana: Kasi nakakita ako ng patatas, naalala ko ang mister ko na si Masuka…

Ester: Ganun Kalaki?

Maria: Ang laki naman mare?

Juana: Hindi… Ganun kadumi.