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itakas natin si left hook tua sa kulungan. nasan na ba yung maskara ko.

[LeoReyes]

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magandang umaga/tanghali/hapon/gabi sa lahat ng mga poging dito

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Entrance Fee ni Juan


Sa sabungan walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong ..
Si juan para makalibre pumasok may dalang sisiw ..

Bantay: hoy!! ano yan?

Juan: (galit pa) manok!! bakit?

Bantay: alam ko .. eh bakit sisiw??

Juan: heller ?? may laban ang ama niya siyempre moral support .. tanga !!!

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Graduation Day Speech ni pareng led


tonight i am graduation, i invitation you all to eat our house because i know someday i will eat your house too. i will die five chickens, three girls and two boys to eat you all and i will ask my father to cook my mother.. thank you!! // led















labia pareng led hehe

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sinong maangas


Si pareng kadyo ay pumasok sa bar at malakas na boses na nagtanong.

kadyo: (nakapamaywang) Sino ang malakas dito? Sino?

Lalaking macho: Ako ang pinakamalakas dito at ako ang siga... eh ano ngayon, hah?

kadyo: (maamong boses) Boss, pwede mo ba ko tulungan itulak kotse ko sa gasolinahan?

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TIG-ISA



WIFE ni led: bwisit! Bakla ka pala! Jan kana nga!

led: luv, san ka pupunta?

WIFE: Maghahanap ng lalaki!

led: luv dalawahin muh ah! TIG-ISA TAU! mwahhhhh

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Ba’t Ganun?


Kapag nang-hold up ka,

sa kulungan ang bagsak mo.

Pero kapag ninakaw mo KABAN NG MASA,

Hindi napaparusahan...pero kung
kulong nga, pero naka-AIRCON naman at SARAPPPPPPPPP mga fud!
San ka pa?

BA’T GANUN? ~


Takbo na lang ako sa partylist...

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Maalaala mo kaya


Dear Ate Charo,

It’s so hirap talaga to study in UP, the University of the Poor.You know, I never wanted to study here. But my parents kasi, they both went to UP and they said na it was the best school talaga.

Eh ‘di I went. But no! When I got here, Holy horrors! I was ready to make himatay after the first day pa lang.

Would you believe, there’s no aircon na nga in the classrooms, the fan doesn’t work pa. And then this guy who was like, wearing a sando, shorts and tsinelas lang made tabi next to me. He made pakilala pa! The nerve! So I made takbo to the CR to make tago. But I couldn’t make hugas my hands that were so pawis from escaping such a near-death experience. There was no liquid soap! Not even a couch where I could sit to make kikay. Do you feel my pain na ba?

But wait, there’s more. Last Thursday kasi Daddy’s Volvo was bawal, eh the Eclipse was being repaired, so I had to make sakay with my yaya in the Ikot jeep. It was so siksik! I could like, smell the putok of the girl next to me. Like, it was sobrang mabaho talaga. Kasi naman, the Ikot jeeps are old na nga, they’re mainit pa! Sana they make palit na the jeeps with a shuttle system. Okey lang naman even if there’s an increase in pamasahe ‘di ba? So when the car is bawal, I can use my credit card na to make bayad.

Isa pa, you know the Shopping Center? It’s so kadiri talaga. I’m forced na nga to make Xerox there, (as if naman I could be caught in that place otherwise) pero I’m so inis because it’s so maliit and madilim, and most of the stalls don’t have aircon. They should tear it down na and build a mall na lang. Then I wouldn’t have to go to Katipunan pa to get my Starbucks fix.
My gosh, this place is so bulok I don’t know nga why anyone would bother making turo here pa.

Just yesterday, my professor was kinda inis kasi her whiteboard marker had no more tinta! Then she tried to make hanap a matino whiteboard marker but of course there was none. Duh! Kasi naman if we had laptops instead of desks in every classroom there would be no more need or whiteboards di ba? But you know even if there were laptops na, the seats are so tigas sometimes I find it mahirap to concentrate. Dapat may cushioning para malambot sa butt, like Downy.

Now I’m in my third year na. I don’t want to stay in this place anymore.I don’t give a damn if UP’s the best university here. I’m gonig to transfer to Assumption, where the CRs have liquid soap.

tnx.

sincerely yours,

doter ni serv




hehe

[JOM'S]

mga tpl sino gusto nyong makalaban na susunod ni pac?

si cotto na nga ba ulii ang kasunod or tsimis pa lang?

ako gusto ko na si mayweather at makukulong na ang loko...