Pinoy Lang

[Left Hook Tua]

oh well, I was thinking of donating half of my total points to him.

forget about it then...

what group?

sign me up!

[peyk-peyk]

what group?

sign me up!

[lebrick]

kung samahan ng pogi, di talaga uubra si tua..

[Dehydrator]

what group?

sign me up!

eto mga pulot lang..

Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, ****, Etc."

An attorney arrived home late after a very tough day trying to get a
stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at

midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed

and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him

about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you

been?'

'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it.' And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went

and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak

in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged

himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told

that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of

execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to

go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door

she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his

legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

To which he whirled around and screamed,

'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

kung samahan ng pogi, di talaga uubra si tua..

berde sa mga pogi sa ibang pogi ayaw pa.

[Left Hook Tua]

kung samahan ng pogi, di talaga uubra si tua..

ulol.

mas pogi pa puwet ko sa muka mo.

[led]

ulol.

mas pogi pa puwet ko sa muka mo.

[peyk-peyk]

ulol.

mas pogi pa puwet ko sa muka mo.

O, sige e-post ninyo ang pics ninyong dalawa ako ang magja-judge kung sino mas pogi sa inyong dalawa.

[lebrick]

ulol.

mas pogi pa puwet ko sa muka mo.

pics or stfu...

[Left Hook Tua]

pics or stfu...

of my puwet?






sick pervert.

[Talisayen]

of my puwet?






sick pervert.

^^^^^^^^^^