Duke McKenzie...

... the Duke of Hurl.

How mortifying that uploads of Clinton Woods-Glen Monson must have his voice on them.

If Mon gets in trouble late (as I suspect he might, Woods TKO 11, you'll see...) we'll learn that "he's GONE, he's absolutely GONE in there - the kid's got NUFFINCK LEFT, I PROMISE YOU!"


What a ****.

[Exige Jr]

Hes from my town... and has a gym here too.

But I have to agree, his commentary is average to poor.

[Shanus]

He's one of few to predict a boxing lesson in the Calzaghe/Lacy fight.

But I prefer the old geezer who commentates on Sky Sports 1, that dude knows his stuff, our scorecards are always similar.

*Hint hint*

[Southpaw Stinger]

Duke McKenzie is a ****ing prick.

[The Noose]

Hes from my town... and has a gym here too.

But I have to agree, his commentary is average to poor.

Does he have a new gym?
I went to his gym wen i was 17.

It was above a pub that became a huge crackhouse and was eventually shut down and demolished.

Hes from my town... and has a gym here too.

But I have to agree, his commentary is average to poor.

Exige used to bum Duke McKenzie for the price of a bag of chips, you know. A young urchin boy who lived on shrimps and stale kebabs in the streets, he was taken in from the cold and shown the art of bum love by the lovable Duke.

Unfortunately Exige's recurring problem of premature ejaculation broke up the relationship.

As Exige was bumming him for 50p, Duke would sense that Exige was about to drop his load after only about three minutes: "I'm telling you, the kid's got NUFFINCK LEFT! One more thrust and he's OUTTA THERE, I promise you!"

A true story.

[Exige Jr]

Does he have a new gym?
I went to his gym wen i was 17.

It was above a pub that became a huge crackhouse and was eventually shut down and demolished.

Apparently its up near Sanderstead now.

Again, no denial...

Duke was objective in last night's fight, wasn't he?

[Exige Jr]

Duke was objective in last night's fight, wasn't he?

I dunno, I was too busy having a ****ing **** night.