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An englishman, irishman and scotsman are at work. the englishman says "****s sake, I get chicken sandwiches everyday". the scotsman and irishman both say the same, but the scotsman gets turkey and the irishman potato.
The englishman says "if i get chicken again tommorow, im going to kill myself." the irishman and scotsman say the same for their sandwiches. sure enough the next day they get the same sandwiches again. they all climb up a crane and jump to their deaths.
three days later at the funeral, the three men's wives are all crying. the englishman's wife says "if only he'd asked, I could have changed the type of sandwich he got" and sobs into her sleeve. The scotsman's wife says "if only my husband had said he wanted a change I could have given it to him.."... the irishmans wife then says "well what I don't understand is that my husband made his own bloody sandwiches!!!"
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Originally posted by supaduckAn englishman, irishman and scotsman are at work. the englishman says "****s sake, I get chicken sandwiches everyday". the scotsman and irishman both say the same, but the scotsman gets turkey and the irishman potato.
The englishman says "if i get chicken again tommorow, im going to kill myself." the irishman and scotsman say the same for their sandwiches. sure enough the next day they get the same sandwiches again. they all climb up a crane and jump to their deaths.
three days later at the funeral, the three men's wives are all crying. the englishman's wife says "if only he'd asked, I could have changed the type of sandwich he got" and sobs into her sleeve. The scotsman's wife says "if only my husband had said he wanted a change I could have given it to him.."... the irishmans wife then says "well what I don't understand is that my husband made his own bloody sandwiches!!!"
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Originally posted by Jimmy The GentLOl Medium deek tell it like it is
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Originally posted by medium-deekNextRocky, your Jokes are ****, man. Totally **** and not funny. Must be the gulf in the sense of humour. Leave it to ??? His jokes are similar to what we have over here.
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Originally posted by NextRockythats cuz your british and you dont like american jokes. and i dont like ???'s jokes. its not racism i just dont understand them.
American jokes are just a bit more crude (in content and style) than jokes over here.
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