Educational thread: Limey Slang

[Jim_Davis]

Batty Crease

[Shanus]

Porky Pies = white lies.

[The Noose]

Some cockney banter frone araand our gaff....

Sebastian's wicket = A Cleft palette.
"Phwoaarr! Thats a luvly wicket ur baby has!"

Rightous Engine Heracy = A priest who was once a car mechanic.
"Oi...Father Gibbons....i got a dodgy tail pipe, fancy chckin it out for a hail mary?"

A Winnie Cooper = A small monkey with asthma.
"Did u see those Winnies on The Dave Attenborough show last night? Weezy little ****ers aye".

[The Noose]

Spastic Riddler = Anyone wearing a red coat or jacket.

[* FeistyWench *]

explain "les off"

[Oasis_Lad]

explain "les off"

two girls making out.

[Southpaw Stinger]

two girls making out.

i could go for a les off right now.

[Oasis_Lad]

i could go for a les off right now.

between fiesty and babyphat ?

[Southpaw Stinger]

between fiesty and babyphat ?

matty and shanus would be enough

[platinummatt!]

I could go for a les off right now aswell.