Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Southpaw, What's your poison?

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I must find out...

Time for another adventure to the fridge!

[Oasis_Lad]

Just a glass of fresh orange juice and two painkillers for moi.

I'll wait till later before I crack open the hard stuff ( Baileys ).

[Oasis_Lad]

I suppose some of you fellas perusing this thread are wondering "Hey, why aren't Laddie and Southpaw at work at this time on a Monday?" Well, I'll tell you why.... The fella that was supposed to fellate both Moi and Stinger was rushed to Hospital with a ruptured spleen and thus wasn't on set to shoot said ***y scene. Therefore the Director had no choice but to send the entire crew home.

True Story.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Just a glass of fresh orange juice and two painkillers for moi.

I'll wait till later before I crack open the hard stuff ( Baileys ).

I caught meself looking longingly at a bottle of Baileys the other day. What's happening to us? Is it cancer? I feckin' hope so.

[Oasis_Lad]

It ain't the big C, it's the big A.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I feared so.

Shoot me now before I reach for the Malibu.

[Oasis_Lad]

Sharwood's microwaveable Chicken Tika Masala? Yes please.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Some tea & shortbread with a copy of the BNP newsletter? Aye, let's make the parents proud!

[Oasis_Lad]

Think Nick Griffin has an Alf Garnet poster above his bed?

The offspring of Nick Griffin & Anne Widdecombe = Cthulhu

[Southpaw Stinger]

Don't assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".