Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Just a half bottle of Jack D, babes. Too skint to buy anymore stella.

I've had a few glasses of whisky and some cans. I'm off to a party tonight.... wish me luck, darling.

Let's hope Laddie scores.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I've had a few glasses of whisky and some cans. I'm off to a party tonight.... wish me luck, darling.

Let's hope Laddie scores.

Make the stinger proud, babes

[Oasis_Lad]

Make the stinger proud, babes

I'll be thinking of you if i do.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'll be thinking of you if i do.

Naturally

[Oasis_Lad]

Well, that was a ****in' let down.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Well, that was a ****in' let down.

Sorry to hear that, babes. Let southpaw make it all better

[Oasis_Lad]

It was ****, babes. Possibly the worst party of all time.

Full of arseholes and birds that thought their **** smelled sweeter than most.

[Southpaw Stinger]

It was ****, babes. Possibly the worst party of all time.

Full of arseholes and birds that thought their **** smelled sweeter than most.

Have a drink, babes and try to put it all behind you.

[Oasis_Lad]

Have a drink, babes and try to put it all behind you.

I'm on me 5th can of the day.

I can always rely on me lager.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'm on me 5th can of the day.

I can always rely on me lager.

Good boy, Laddie.


I'm going out now to stock up for tonight. I can't afford it but meh. Alan's sweet nector keeps me going so it does.