Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

That he ****ing does. He'll change from meat is murder to meat is bastard delicious after he's had a taste of our sausages.

Our sausages are intoxicating and he'll soon be sneaking in for a quick nibble every bastard night.

[TheHoff!]

Our sausages are intoxicating and he'll soon be sneaking in for a quick nibble every bastard night.

He'll be singing to us:

''Bum boys take a, bum boys take a bow,
I'm the one that you love and who loves you''

[Oasis_Lad]

He'll be singing to us:

''Bum boys take a, bum boys take a bow,
I'm the one that you love and who loves you''

Our sausages shall be his muse, that's for sure. "He's changed his bastard tune" - the papers will say but Morrisey shall care not. His love of our pork shall be too strong.

[TheHoff!]

Our sausages shall be his muse, that's for sure. "He's changed his bastard tune" - the papers will say but Morrisey shall care not. His love of our pork shall be too strong.

Do you think all these veggie ****s who only eat carrots and parsley would change their tune if they had a lick of our sausages?

[Oasis_Lad]

Do you think all these veggie ****s who only eat carrots and parsley would change their tune if they had a lick of our sausages?

I can't see how they could resist to be honest.

Once you go meat
You're in for a treat.

[TheHoff!]

I can't see how they could resist to be honest.

Once you go meat
You're in for a treat.

Even though our erect sausages intimidate more than Reggie Kray
A taste of our meat would make a veggie's day

[Oasis_Lad]

Even though our erect sausages intimidate more than Reggie Kray
A taste of our meat would make a veggie's day

The whole nation shall be chanting it in a years time.

[TheHoff!]

The whole nation shall be chanting it in a years time.

We should get t-shirts made with those two lines on.

[Oasis_Lad]

We should get t-shirts made with those two lines on.

A whole franchise shall burst forth and make us meat-eating millionaires.

[TheHoff!]

A whole franchise shall burst forth and make us meat-eating millionaires.

We'll be able to sit back and rake in the millions, comfortable in the knowledge that our trouser snakes would put Richard Branson to shame.

We can always rely on our love serpents laddie.