Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Richard Ashcroft was talking shite When he said 'The Drugs Don't Work'.

If they can knock out you and yer tremendous Beef Bayonet, then they are clearly potent beyond belief.

I'm sure me Beef Bayonet kept up the game while I was out for the count.

[Laddie_Loc]

I'm sure me Beef Bayonet kept up the game while I was out for the count.

I can verify this. And I can attest to how Arsealicious dat Bum-Bum is.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I can verify this. And I can attest to how Arsealicious dat Bum-Bum is.

I noticed, baby. Was like waking up Christmas morning and finding Santa had been at me arse and beer stock in the night.

[Laddie_Loc]

I'm sorry, but Milk & Cookies were never for me - so I raided yer Supply and slipped you one.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I'm sorry, but Milk & Cookies were never for me - so I raided yer Supply and slipped you one.

Still made use of the carrot though didn't yer.

[Laddie_Loc]

One of Life's great Untruths - I never Use Carrots..... it's only the biggest and thickest Courgettes for moi.

[Southpaw Stinger]

The veg that keeps on giving.

[Laddie_Loc]

Underrated.

A true Great Cheap sex Toy.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Like those sauce bottles you can buy with the condoms already attached.

[Southpaw Stinger]

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