Limey Lang

[Laddie_Loc]

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[Laddie_Loc]

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel Drunk and the Forum it's turning inside out Yeah!
I'm floating around in ecstasy
So don't Ban me now don't Ban me
'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time

I'm a Posting Star Pasting those Image Codes through the pages
Like a rebel defying the laws of the Moderators
I'm a Passer-By Who looks on as E-War Rages
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

I'm burning through the Forum yeah!
Two hundred Pages
That's why they call me Mister Shemale Poster
My Tranny Gifs are scarier than a Ride on the Roller Coaster

I'm gonna make a Supersonic Tran Fan out of you.

Don't Ban me now
I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't Ban me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call

Don't Ban me now ('cause I'm having a good time)
Don't Ban me now (yes I'm having a good time)
I don't want to stop at all... yeah!

I'm on a Posting Spree on my way to banning
On a collision course
If the Mods are pissy My arse is in for a Tanning
I am a post machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

I'm burning through the Forum yeah!
Two hundred Pages
That's why they call me Mister Shemale Poster
My Tranny Gifs are scarier than a Ride on the Roller Coaster

I'm gonna make a Supersonic Tran Fan out of you.

Don't Ban me
Don't Ban me
Don't Ban me
Hey hey hey!

Don't Ban me
Don't Ban me
Ooh ooh ooh (I like it)

Don't Ban me
Don't Ban me
Have a good time, good time

Don't Ban me
Don't Ban me

Ooh ooh alright

I'm burning through the Forum yeah!
Two hundred Pages
That's why they call me Mister Shemale Poster
My Tranny Gifs are scarier than a Ride on the Roller Coaster

Don't Ban me now
I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't Ban me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call

Don't Ban me now ('cause I'm having a good time)
Don't Ban me now (yes I'm having a good time)
I don't wanna stop at all

[Laddie_Loc]

Oasis took one right down the pipe! What a Mug.

[rorymac]

Oasis took one right down the pipe! What a Mug.

What's your agenda out of interest?

[Laddie_Loc]

What's your agenda out of interest?

No agenda. I just don't like the guy.

Also, he's buying up and drinking all the booze. Leave some for other people for fucks sake!

[rorymac]

No agenda. I just don't like the guy.

Also, he's buying up and drinking all the booze. Leave some for other people for fucks sake!

Why don't you like him? Whose alt R U?

[Laddie_Loc]

Why don't you like him? Whose alt R U?

SkillsPayBills.

[rorymac]

Enter stage left David Boon and his equally magnificent ***8216;tache. Despite being a fine cricketer, with 107 Tests and 21 centuries under his substantial belt, no one really remembers Boonie for his cricketing ability. Everyone remembers him for the Sydney to London flight in 1983. Except, it seems, Boonie himself, who has consistently denied that the alleged event ever took place ***8211; ***8216;Never spoke about it, never will***8217;. That***8217;s alright David, to be honest, I don***8217;t think I***8217;d be able to remember it either. It might also have something to with the fact that times had changed ***8211; Allan Border and Bob Simpson had introduced something called ***8216;fitness***8217; into the cricketing equation ***8211; a concept that did not really lend itself to drinking yourself into the ground in the name of boldly going where no pissant had ever gone before.

Unlike the earlier attempts, Boon was seemingly alone, with only Lawson cutting notches into a stick (not really) to keep score. Because of the disapproving Simpson, the whole event was much more incognito. The tally by the end of the first leg, at Singapore, was an already-impressive 22. Quite what went on over the subsequent hours is unknown, except that there was a lot of vomiting, according to Lawson, and, of course, a lot of drinking. Shortly before landing, however, the captain announced over the PA that Boon had managed to consume, down, neck and generally imbibe 52 of the little fellas. Everybody applauded except Simpson, who apparently turned a violent shade of puce, and presumably a few of the other ***8216;pooftahs***8217; (to use the technical Australian term for a teetotaller) who didn***8217;t approve.

The mathematics are mindboggling: 52 beers at 375ml each is 19.5 litres or 34.33 pints. Victoria Bitter, a popular full-strength Aussie beer, is 4.6% ABV. If that***8217;s what Boon was drinking (history doesn***8217;t relate), that***8217;s very nearly 900ml of pure alcohol, or 89.7 UK units. Those in the know advise us that 21 units per week is as much as the average man should drink. Boon drank well over four times that in 24 hours.

[Laddie_Loc]

I like the cut of this Boon fella's Jib.

[rorymac]

I like the cut of this Boon fella's Jib.

Got any comparable PBs?