Limey Lang

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Homer: So I said, "I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini."
Lady: Well said.
Homer: Thank you.
Man1: Oh, good Lord. There's a fly in my drink.
Homer: I put it there.
Man1: You did?
Homer: I slipped it into your glass as a gag.
Man1: Pure hilarity!
Lady: Pure Homer.
Man2: I pronounce it to be the most whimsical jape of the season.

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[BOLLOCKS]

Dat arse.
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[Oasis_Lad]

Dat Gif.

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[rorymac]

Why is she booze dodging?

[Oasis_Lad]

She's a ****.

[Oasis_Lad]

"Just eat the damn Orange!"

[Oasis_Lad]

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'Breslin beef-blend burger topped with all-natural applewood smoked bacon and Tickler English cheddar cheese sauce.'

[Oasis_Lad]

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Would you?