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  • Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
    I'd be willing to step in the ring with Amir. My chin has been hardened by guiness consumption
    I let 5 mates tee off on my chin before and all i got was a little lightheadedness, after the last punch.

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    • Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
      I let 5 mates tee off on my chin before and all i got was a little lightheadedness, after the last punch.
      wasted talent laddie. get in there and give khan a good spanking

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      • Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
        wasted talent laddie. get in there and give khan a good spanking
        I have been knocked out before though - i was 14 and was punched repeatedly and didn't go down, at which point i was sweeped and my head was jumped on
        untill i was unconcious.

        I did have 2 bottles of wine beforehand though and i heard that your chin doesn't reach it's peak untill your mid 20's.

        I have never been rocked by a punch and coming from glasgow i have been punched a lot............so, two questions:

        1. Is jumping on someone's head more powerful than a hard punch to the head ?

        2. Do you love me, southpaw ?

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        • Evening fellas. I've just got back in time to watch fraudley. Good timing eh!

          Laddie, I've noticed that you have been a very naughty boy. Are you ready for your punishment?

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          • Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
            I have been knocked out before though - i was 14 and was punched repeatedly and didn't go down, at which point i was sweeped and my head was jumped on
            untill i was unconcious.

            I did have 2 bottles of wine beforehand though and i heard that your chin doesn't reach it's peak untill your mid 20's.

            I have never been rocked by a punch and coming from glasgow i have been punched a lot............so, two questions:

            1. Is jumping on someone's head more powerful than a hard punch to the head ?

            2. Do you love me, southpaw ?
            1. Depends who's jumping on you. Although my punch is far deadlier than any jump - and my jump is lethal....

            2. More than anything laddie

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            • Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
              Evening fellas. I've just got back in time to watch fraudley. Good timing eh!

              Laddie, I've noticed that you have been a very naughty boy. Are you ready for your punishment?
              been waiting for you babes

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              • I'm ready sir.

                Gawd bless.

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                • Oh hoff where art thou ?

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                  • Originally posted by Southpaw Stinger View Post
                    been waiting for you babes
                    Your wait is over. The hoff has arrived to fulfill your fantasies.
                    Originally posted by OASIS_LAD View Post
                    I'm ready sir.

                    Gawd bless.
                    Then say 17 hail marys, pray to allah for forgiveness and pour a little bit of your can away as a sacrifice and apology... oh and bare your arse for a spanking. I'm off to get the paddle.

                    A fit bleeding ginge!?! I ****in ask yer... What next eh, a skinny yank? It's bastard laughable so it is.

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                    • Originally posted by TheHoff! View Post
                      Your wait is over. The hoff has arrived to fulfill your fantasies.

                      Then say 17 hail marys, pray to allah for forgiveness and pour a little bit of your can away as a sacrifice and apology... oh and bare your arse for a spanking. I'm off to get the paddle.

                      A fit bleeding ginge!?! I ****in ask yer... What next eh, a skinny yank? It's bastard laughable so it is.
                      How did one know of this act ?

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