Limey Lang

[Oasis_Lad]

Read it. 100% truth right there.

[Oasis_Lad]

Mr. Garibaldi...

[Left Hook Tua]

lox and cream cheese on an onion bagel....

top with some red onion, dash of black pepper, squirt on some lemon juice....

maybe some capers.

fresh dill pickle and some calamata or sicilian olives on the side....

hmmm..... delish.

[Oasis_Lad]

I had Pork Chops, Pork Lasagna & Potatoes for me Tea. T'was scrumptious so it was.

Right now I'm polishing off me lagers, then I'll probably polish off me ****, then to bed, high on shoe polish.

[Left Hook Tua]

I had Pork Chops, Pork Lasagna & Potatoes for me Tea. T'was scrumptious so it was.

Right now I'm polishing off me lagers, then I'll probably polish off me ****, then to bed, high on shoe polish.

dream of me when you slumber, babes.

[Oasis_Lad]

I'll dream of you signing for The Hoops and walking out to be greeted by 60,000 fans.

[Left Hook Tua]

I'll dream of you signing for The Hoops and walking out to be greeted by 60,000 fans.

i'll be like a fat shunsuke nakamura

[Oasis_Lad]

Aye, You'll be put in goal.... A lot harder to get a ball past someone the same width as the goal posts.

[Left Hook Tua]

Aye, You'll be put in goal.... A lot harder to get a ball past someone the same width as the goal posts.

but that'll leave the top half open though.

[Oasis_Lad]

but that'll leave the top half open though.

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