Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

It's rare you meet a blonde who's IQ is bigger than her bra size.

It's even rarer you meet a man who cares.

[Oasis_Lad]

It's even rarer you meet a man who cares.

True. True.

[Oasis_Lad]

The Smell of deep-fried food and Buckfast was too much for Gonzalez.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Knowing that there is a bottle of cheap lager in the fridge is too much for me. I must make my move!

[Oasis_Lad]

Return safely.

[Southpaw Stinger]

I made haste to the kitchen, nearly tripping due to my carelessness. I now have the bottle in my hand.
Was it worth the trek?

Let's find out...

[Southpaw Stinger]

Tastes just like the last one.

[Oasis_Lad]

Lucky this bastard wasn't with you:

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or that cold brew would have been snatched out of your hand sharpish.

[Southpaw Stinger]

He'd have been doing me a favour. Then I'd have finally been forced to open that bottle of mineral water that's been in there since I moved in.

[Left Hook Tua]

She's just been granted unlimited access to Southpaw's beef bayonet.

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why is his beef bayonet?

you call mine pork dagger.