Limey Lang

[BOLLOCKS]

They'll force 'em to watch Two And A Half Men, nobody can survive that.

[Left Hook Tua]

A slippin' and a slidin' reet into Tua's affections.

http://www.worldaffairsboard.com/att...7205_91286.jpg

where'd you get that pic of me?

you hack my computer?

[Southpaw Stinger]

where'd you get that pic of me?

you hack my computer?

I took it. Don't you remember? We set them racials loose into the woods and you were counting to ten before pursuing.

[Bastolio+]

tbh i have no idea what ONE DIRECTION is.

what is their best known hit?

maybe i've heard but just don't know the band name.

[Left Hook Tua]

I took it. Don't you remember? We set them racials loose into the woods and you were counting to ten before pursuing.

you tell stories like that and it makes us look racist.

we are not racist.

we would never assault blacks or latinos or orientals because of the color of their skin.

those kids were indians and pakistani.

and 1 sri lankan i think.

[Left Hook Tua]

Under 'no nuke's allowed' rules, how does a US invasion of North Korea go?

not very well.

nk air force is ****. so is their navy.

BUT what they lack in modern technology is made up for with sheer numbers on the ground.

they might not have advanced main battle tanks and stealth fighters.... but 1 million guys with ak-47's is still 1 MILLION guys with ak-47's!

what is formidable is their artillery.

they got around 12,000 anti-tank guns and howitzers, 3,000 rocket artillery and 8,000 heavy mortars. plus they also have 11,000 anti-aircraft guns that can also be used against ground targets.

i'm not counting small arms. those numbers are for huge towed or vehicle mounted guns and truck mounted rocket launchers.

compare with british army for perspective:

self propelled guns - nk 4,400 uk 180

multiple rocket launchers - nk 2,500 uk 63

[Southpaw Stinger]

You can keep yer shitty Nolan flicks. This is the real Batman.

[Left Hook Tua]

the last batman movie i saw was michael keaton.

[BOLLOCKS]

Beetlejuice?

[Southpaw Stinger]

the last batman movie i saw was michael keaton.

Same 'ere, mate.

You got your sister cooking for you tonight?