Limey Lang

[Southpaw Stinger]

Rent yerself a little farmhouse in Devon, mate.

[Lil' Missy]

Rent yerself a little farmhouse in Devon, mate.

have a nice cottage over here in kernow already.

i only head out to devon to pick up sailors really.

[Southpaw Stinger]

have a nice cottage over here in kernow already.

i only head out to devon to pick up sailors really.

Really? Then I'd like you to know that I'm both an officer and a gentleman.

[Lil' Missy]

Really? Then I'd like you to know that I'm both an officer and a gentleman.

easy there, richard gere.

i meant female sailors of her majesty's royal navy.

[Southpaw Stinger]

easy there, richard gere.

i meant female sailors of her majesty's royal navy.

Shemale sailors, eh? You should hop aboard my love boat for the next trip to Bangkok.

[Lil' Missy]

oh yeah.

enfield L85 5.56mmX45mm select fire bullpup rifle makes any lass look hot.

she can play with my bayonet and grenades any time.

http://img1.photographersdirect.com/.../pd2365842.jpg

[Southpaw Stinger]

She's like one of them lady marines.

[Lil' Missy]

lady marines?

you mean the u.s. marine corps?


as my buddy bootneck would say:

her majesty's royal marines.

often copied.....never duplicated.....

[Southpaw Stinger]

Bootneck was a deserter.

Pudding, pie, cake etc.

[Lil' Missy]

Bootneck was a deserter.

Pudding, pie, cake etc.

aye. last time that **** was telling me about the hardships of dessert life.....

iraq? afghanistan? libya? i asked.

nay.

last time he was in liverpool, dafna's was out of gingercake he says.