Limey Lang

[Left Hook Tua]

Food snobs. The ****s that call gravy 'jus' and don't even drink it when the food's gone.

food is food.

whether it's fresh lobster imported by air cargo from maine or imitation crab from a can.

i eat it.

[Southpaw Stinger]

food is food.

whether it's fresh lobster imported by air cargo from maine or imitation crab from a can.

i eat it.

Aye, whether it can be licked or sucked. I'm there with yer.

[Left Hook Tua]

Aye, whether it can be licked or sucked. I'm there with yer.

you know why i'm babbling about frying steak right?


i woke up hungry and wanted something quick.

nothing quicker than frying up a steak.

had some fries too.

the frozen kind you just throw in the oven.


don't care if it's frozen. still taste gooooooood.........

[Southpaw Stinger]

you know why i'm babbling about frying steak right?


i woke up hungry and wanted something quick.

nothing quicker than frying up a steak.

had some fries too.

the frozen kind you just throw in the oven.


don't care if it's frozen. still taste gooooooood.........

You know why I'm on about licking and sucking right?

I'm after Laddie's trousersnake.

No ****.

[Left Hook Tua]

You know why I'm on about licking and sucking right?

I'm after Laddie's trousersnake.

No ****.

that's gay.

only thing gayer is if you told me you were a chelsea fan.

[Southpaw Stinger]

A steak for a snack. That's living.

[Left Hook Tua]

A steak for a snack. That's living.

i think we might have different price ranges.

steak over here in the western u.s. is real cheap.

almost all food is cheap here since california grows and raises a lot of stuff. so few tariffs , taxes , transportation costs.


the only food that gets costly is stuff like lobster from maine or crabs from alaska or any of that french sissy crap they import.

[Southpaw Stinger]

the only food that gets costly is stuff like lobster from maine or crabs from alaska or any of that french sissy crap they import.

I've seen them French lobsters. Whine, cry and beg not to be put into the pot. The brit lobsters dare you to put 'em in, and even cover 'emselves with melted butter before you took in.

[Left Hook Tua]

I've seen them French lobsters. Whine, cry and beg not to be put into the pot. The brit lobsters dare you to put 'em in, and even cover 'emselves with melted butter before you took in.

the japanese lobsters sneak into the pot when you're not looking.

american lobsters only get into the pot when the japanese lobsters push them in.

french lobsters pass out before even reaching the pot.

german lobsters ask to be split in half and be put in a pot and a pan at the same time.

[Southpaw Stinger]

Me booze is nearly all gone. What a season it's been.