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It took me a while to admit I liked to watch two men cuddling for a few minutes before one slips in a cheeky arm bar and the other one taps out like a ***** before his arm snaps in half. It’s a tricky one isn’t it, admitting you like watching grown men cuddle. But once I came clean to myself I ducking grew to love it fellas. I mean, Jesus Mary and Viagra popping Joseph! I even like to watch Gordon Ryan having a cuddle now. He’s good ain’t he.
Also, granted, there are other reasons to dislike the UFC too. Dana White is a pure bread prick isn’t he, one of those really dislikable rich and powerful ****s like Elon Musk and Bryan Johnson. I mean, he ****ing booted Mighty Mouse out the UFC and I love me some Mighty Mouse. **** you Dana. Fu you right in the arse you steroid guzzling gimp.
But on the flip side. Now hear me out lads. Reasons to love the UFC. Leon ****ing Edwards. Head shot! Dead! My man’s from my home town too. I wonder if the chap’s a Villa fan? Now that would be the icing on the lemon drizzle wouldn’t it. I ducking love Leon! Who doesn’t? Rocky is the man!!!!
Sean Strickland is the ducking man too though isn’t he? He’s so alpha he’s ready to fight the curb for tripping him over, and I’m telling you right now fellas, the curb wouldn’t be inflicting no one sided beat down on our Sean like the curb did in his last fight in American History X. Oh ****ing no! Strickland would **** that curb up!!!!
These are characters I can actually ****ing look up to. Real men like John Wayne in True Grit! So ducking what, they like to have a cuddle before they kick your head off your shoulders. I can live with that lads. Everyone has their vices. I mean James Dean took a joyride down the rear tunnel of love every once in a while but he was garlanded with mountains of praise wasn’t he. Probably cause he died young mind though. You could kill Mother Theresa for a laugh but die before you’re 25 and everyone forgets your sins and declares your passing a tragedy. Dying is a great way to get away with things ain’t it? You ever heard anyone slag off a recently deceased fella? Nah me neither. Anyway, I digress…UFC, it’s ducking great ain’t it.
Also, granted, there are other reasons to dislike the UFC too. Dana White is a pure bread prick isn’t he, one of those really dislikable rich and powerful ****s like Elon Musk and Bryan Johnson. I mean, he ****ing booted Mighty Mouse out the UFC and I love me some Mighty Mouse. **** you Dana. Fu you right in the arse you steroid guzzling gimp.
But on the flip side. Now hear me out lads. Reasons to love the UFC. Leon ****ing Edwards. Head shot! Dead! My man’s from my home town too. I wonder if the chap’s a Villa fan? Now that would be the icing on the lemon drizzle wouldn’t it. I ducking love Leon! Who doesn’t? Rocky is the man!!!!
Sean Strickland is the ducking man too though isn’t he? He’s so alpha he’s ready to fight the curb for tripping him over, and I’m telling you right now fellas, the curb wouldn’t be inflicting no one sided beat down on our Sean like the curb did in his last fight in American History X. Oh ****ing no! Strickland would **** that curb up!!!!
These are characters I can actually ****ing look up to. Real men like John Wayne in True Grit! So ducking what, they like to have a cuddle before they kick your head off your shoulders. I can live with that lads. Everyone has their vices. I mean James Dean took a joyride down the rear tunnel of love every once in a while but he was garlanded with mountains of praise wasn’t he. Probably cause he died young mind though. You could kill Mother Theresa for a laugh but die before you’re 25 and everyone forgets your sins and declares your passing a tragedy. Dying is a great way to get away with things ain’t it? You ever heard anyone slag off a recently deceased fella? Nah me neither. Anyway, I digress…UFC, it’s ducking great ain’t it.
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