James Blunt Is The Man!

[BOLLOCKS]

James Blunt.

Is a ****.

What color was his front door?



There are a million Hayden Panettieres out there, I don't get the raging boner for her. She's the "girl down the street" in the most ordinary, unalluring way possible. Psycho Active, leave the house and you could easily be banging a Hayden Panettiere tonight (except she'd probably be called something like Sarah Anderson).


ps. I love Nick Drake's small body of work, too, but having that pic of him in your sig to show what a displaced, waif-y, cosmic child of the 6T's you really are ON A BOXING BOARD -- instead of a teenage geek with a patchouli-fetish (see those horribly cliché flower-power era Beatles images you were sporting as well LMAO) -- is G.A.Y.

What street do I go to find a million Haydens?

[MACAQUEINBLACK]

What street do I go to find a million Haydens?

How old are you? Do you go to college or anything?

[MACAQUEINBLACK]

Nay, ****, You get the fuck out of The Limey Lounge with your ***gish opinion.

Hey now.


I support Gay and Lesbian rights, you poof.

[BOLLOCKS]

How old are you? Do you go to college or anything?

18, No I'm a failure in school.

[MACAQUEINBLACK]

18, No I'm a failure in school.

Do you have a job? A car?

[BOLLOCKS]

Hey now.


I support Gay and Lesbian rights, you poof.

Was Jimmy Hendrix a **** ?

[MACAQUEINBLACK]

Was Jimmy Hendrix a **** ?

So not chill! Jimi was a *****-magnet!

If you're not careful me and my friends will play a trick on you! Me and my friends are so chill! We're just like the Monkees! Always up to crazy wacky groovy adventures! Hee hee!








on a serious note - make some friends who go to college if you don't have any already, then use them as a reason to hang around the gates on afternoons (preferably in a car which you own) so you can survey the trim flooding out of them. there are tons of boring, titless, curveless Hayden-y type chicks who go to centres of education, so hanging around a college and trying to get acquainted is your best bet. when you attract a Hayden, get her in bed (it's not like young women aren't ridiculously easy these days), eat her *****, fuck her brains out and, if you do it good enough, she'll be yours for as long as you want her (which probably won't be long when you realize the little sket isn't all she promised to be)

[Sick/]

Hey now.


I support Gay and Lesbian rights, you poof.

You need more of them ribbons

[JmtRyan]

Pyscho Active, don't worry man, i appreciate these pictures!! Hayden is stuninnnnnnng

[skyler]

These hollywood sluts seem to be with a new guy every week..