[LMAO!] Football jokes Celtic Rangers any teams

[alza1988]

Q: What is the difference between a Rangers Fan and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

Q: What do you call a hun in Europe?
A: A tourist...

Q: What do you call a Hun in a three-bedroomed semi?
A: A burglar.

Q: What does Rangers and a three pin plug have in common?
A: They're both absolutely useless in Europe.

[alza1988]

Three men are giving a wish by a gene . An Irish farmer a protestant and Arthur Boric . The Irishman wished for all the land in Ireland to be forever fertile , in a flash this wish was granted . The protestant was amased . I want a city full of 10 million protestants and around that city I want a wall built so that no Roman Catholics can enter our precious land .

In a flash a city full of 10 million protestants appears surrounded by an enormous wall .
The holy Goalie says to the geneie tell me more about this wall .The gene tells him it's 500 feet and 500 feet thick , nothing gets in and nothing gets out . Boruc lights up a hamlet and smiles .....fill it with ****ing water

[alza1988]

q.What do you say to a Rangers supporter with a good looking women on his arm
A.Nice tatoo

Q Rangers are following Celtic into the chinese market
a They are signing a player called win wan soon

A guy wals into a pub and the bartender says to him , what do you drink . He says when David Beckham scores I drink becks , when Kenny Miller scores I drink Miller and when Paul Scholes I drink Scholes , thank f--k David Seamans a goalkeeper

Q Whats the difference between a hun and sperm .
A At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being

[Derranged]

Q: What's the difference between Wayne Gretzkey and Courtney Love?

A: Gretzkey showers after three periods.

[The Gunner]

Q: Name a scottish player who won more in Europe than Ian Durant?

A: Neil Simpson



****e joke but t'huns here will love it.

http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=4242329266&

[Mozza]

Q: Name a scottish player who won more in Europe than Ian Durant?

A: Neil Simpson



****e joke but t'huns here will love it.

http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=4242329266&

That's about as funny as cot death.

[The Gunner]

That's about as funny as cot death.

Says a hun

Stand free. LOL!

[Mozza]

Says a hun

Stand free. LOL!

It's kind of ironic that devotees of a fascist faith would dare to call anyone a hun, especially considering Colonel Ratzinger and the position he occupies. Then again, you lot always have had a brass neck.

[sugarshanep4p1]

It's kind of ironic that devotees of a fascist faith would dare to call anyone a hun, especially considering Colonel Ratzinger and the position he occupies. Then again, you lot always have had a brass neck.

Spot on Mozza!!! These sheep think we care about them but it is infact the exact opposite. Small team, S**t fans......end of story
Great result today!

[The Gunner]

It's kind of ironic that devotees of a fascist faith would dare to call anyone a hun, especially considering Colonel Ratzinger and the position he occupies. Then again, you lot always have had a brass neck.

A typical hunish thing to say

A hun who bites, i'll have some fun with you from time to time

Spot on Mozza!!! These sheep think we care about them but it is infact the exact opposite. Small team, S**t fans......end of story
Great result today!

We know you dont care about anything except your smack wedgie